Men are competetive animals, Gorillas are just BIG animals
Some time ago my friend David was recovering from carpal tunnel surgery. He told me that he had been doing “nothing” and was becoming quite good at it. In fact, he said that we ought to have a competition because he thought he could beat me at it. My reply went something like this: David, Getting around to noticing the “800# gorilla in the corner”. You say that you aren’t interested in taking my “Master of Nothing” title from me, and I believe you. The only time I’ve ever known you to lie to me... Sign in to see full entry.