Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich. for Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Marilyn’s multiple sclerosis limits her abilities to do many things that she used to do, easily. I do most of the cooking but little baking. Even before she showed the effects of this insidious disease, she baked seldom, except things that were oven ready. Nothing I said would convince her that in the kitchen, yeast is your friend. She was either born skeptical or she developed this outlook on my advice because her ex tried to convince her that sperm prevents tooth decay and supplied many... Sign in to see full entry.

A man called his friend, a doctor, and asked if he knew of a medical condition that made what looked like a green dye stain, shaped like a “W” because he noticed one low on his chest that morning. After some thought, his friend asked if the guy and his girlfriend ever make love while partially dressed. The answer was, “Yes, often.” The doc told him, “I’ll bet your girlfriend attends Wisconsin U, doesn’t she?” “No.” the worried man replied, “She goes to Michigan State!” When a caveman knocked out... Sign in to see full entry.