Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich. for Saturday, March 31, 2007

David, everyone, Call the milk carton printers and stop the presses! Cancel the Amber alert! I have escaped from the biggest crayfish hole ever seen, after being dragged downward into a subterranean complex of huge mudbug tunnels. I normally enjoy being invited somewhere, for dinner, but not when I am the main course. By early fall, I am somewhat amber, but now my color has returned to it’s normal whale belly, milk-white perfection, especially after a few days below ground. Take my word for it,... Sign in to see full entry.

Did you also enjoy the commercial where the beautiful young woman picks up a frog, plants a kiss on it, only to find out that the transformation she is trying for entails several more steps. I can’t even tell you what is being advertised, but after repeated kisses and transformations, a satyr delivers the punch line to the despondent woman, “You’re just one kiss away!” I was thinking, “Half man/half horse. HMMMMM. She wouldn’t need a car, driver’s license, license plates, auto insurance,... Sign in to see full entry.

It’s me again. These grandkids of Marilyn’s are driving me nuts! They compete over everything and everyone. They are very like our cat and dog. The dog thinks cats are the lowest form of life and the cat knows she is royalty, and dogs are fit only to serve slaves. Ivy has appointed herself D.J.’s boss, owner, punisher and goddess. He has finally learned how to push her buttons because he enjoys it, and grown big enough to hurt back. He enjoys driving her to distraction, regardless of the fact... Sign in to see full entry.

A final thought about Anna Nicole Smith, then I’ll drop the subject. Before the final autopsy results were announced to the “great unwashed” (public), I predicted that Anna Nicole’s death would be ruled a suicide. I have it on good authority that her doctor had just told her that she had recently developed an acute case of allergy to sperm! She no longer had any reason to live! I rejected her unwanted advances because I wasn’t interested. I require a three digit IQ and as I said before, was... Sign in to see full entry.