Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich. for Sunday, April 22, 2007

What part of the chicken is the “nuggets?” I hope it’s not what I think! I’d rather eat their beaks. I know that I’m not even tempted to taste bull nuggets. Shudder, I don’t want to think about that! As Homer Simpson said, while aboard a navy ship, “What is the ‘poop deck’ for? I hope it isn’t what I think!” Spring appears to have finally arove in Michigan! There were a few days this winter that I was glad I'm not a brass monkey. Delivering meals, I was as cold as a frog down a well. Now the... Sign in to see full entry.

A little boy was relaxing comfortably one warm saturday, when a passerby stopped to talk with him. The adult told the boy, "Son, I've got a quarter for you if you can direct me to the train station." The boy didn't move a bit and said nothing, but moved his eyes to the left a couple times. Sure enough, there was the station down the street a block away. As he paid the boy the stranger said to him that many would think the boy was lazy but the grownup was a professional "efficiency expert" and... Sign in to see full entry.