Kids will surprise you every time!
A sweet little old white-haired lady was waiting for a bus when a little boy walked past leading his dog on a piece of rope. She said, “You have a very nice looking dog, son. What do you call him?” He replied, “His name is Porky.” She smiled and asked, “Did you name him Porky because he is so chubby?” The boy answered, “No Ma’am, we named him Porky because he is always humping our pigs!” Two little old ladies, waiting for a bus saw, a young boy sitting on a curb in front of a foul smelling... Sign in to see full entry.