Great Female Humor! After you read this message about the pilots, p lease find the time to read the quote of the day-- this is just so perfect! While a C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewmember gave all the G.I.s on board, the usual information regarding their seat belts, emergency exits, and so on. Finally, she said to them, 'Now sit right back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and her crew take you safely on to Afghanistan ' A grizzled old Master Sergeant... Sign in to see full entry.