Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich. for Wednesday, May 2, 2007

In response to his question, "Why will women be harder on Mrs. Clinton than the male candidates?" Jack, Every woman knows exactly what every other woman is thinking at all times! They are telepathically linked with each other. That's why if several women were locked in a room together, homicide would occur. Guy Standish, Mi. Sign in to see full entry.

After many attempts to educate America, nay the world, via the caffertyfile@cnn.com, and failing, I figured that the "Butch Administration" had gotten to you. I appologize, Jack! You even saved my small contribution to national intelligence, for last and even chuckled at it. I don't want to sound like Sally Field but, "You LIKE me! You really like me! I'd like to thank the Academy............Sorry." I retract all the bad things I said about you, your ancestory, your intelligence, your... Sign in to see full entry.

A couple was sitting across from each other at the breakfast table. Suddenly, the wife looked at her husband and asked, “If I die young, will you remarry?” “Of course I would! And I’d expect you to remarry too, if I died young,” he answered. “Our children deserve to be raised in a two parent home environment.” She couldn’t argue with that. Then her expression changed and she asked, “This new wife of yours, would she live here in this house?” “You know that we just paid it off, re-modeled,... Sign in to see full entry.

A couple were just sliding between the sheets when the fellow asked her, "What if your husband comes home early?" "Don't worry about him, he's so stupid that he wouldn't even realize what is goin' on!" she said. Well, it probably won't surprise you to hear that good ol' Hubby walked into the bedroom at the worst possible time, and wasn't at all confused about what was happening! Everyone was pretty shocked but the husband recovered first and grabbed his gun from the night stand, putting the fear... Sign in to see full entry.