Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich. for Friday, April 13, 2007

I don't know who wrote this, so I cannot make an attribution. Guy Why bicycles are better than Women... Bicycles don't get pregnant. You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month. Bicycles don't have parents. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong. You can share your Bicycle with your friends. Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden. When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time. Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have. Bicycles... Sign in to see full entry.

If I wrote a book about the victorian poet Byron becoming a jeweler, could I name it "The rings of the lord?" Would J. K. Rawlings sue me if I wrote one called, "A hairy stoner and the sorcerers pot?" I wonder about things like this when I'm not occupied with solving simpler things like nuclear war, famine, world-wide pandemics, bigotry, global warming, etc. When I'm put in charge of the world, things will be different, believe me. Dogs will be beautiful and women will be loyal. Cats will remain... Sign in to see full entry.

Does anyone else wonder if in twenty years, people will be asking, “Remember blogging?” like CB radio, eight tracks (Oops! dating myself.) Let’s make that cassette tapes. I for one, don’t miss all the redneck twang that it seemed EVERYONE was using on and off the CB radio! I felt like yelling, “I’m NOT your ‘Good buddy!’ I don’t know you, don’t want to and if I want to keep the greasy side UP, I damn well will!” I didn’t care if there was a ‘Smokey’ ahead, or a ‘Bear in the air’ or if we had a... Sign in to see full entry.