Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich. for Saturday, April 7, 2007

Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll! I hope I don’t have to pick just One! I don’t remember anyone else saying this; it may actually be original, but probably not. Does anyone else get a tight gut when you ask a question, and you are given an answer to a question you didn’t ask? Example: Question: “ Did you look at all the tires, like I asked you to, before you left?” Answer: “It didn’t go flat until I got to M65 and US23!” Question: “Did you look at all the tires, like I asked you to, before you left?”... Sign in to see full entry.

Last week I delivered the Easter meal to the seniors on my meal delivery route. It consisted of; chocolate milk, ham with pineapple slice, potatoes, green and wax beans, some kind of salad, bread roll/ butter, and Jello/mashmallow cup. The reason I mention this, is my thought that, ‘ Only in America, do people commemorate the life and death of the most acclaimed and world renowned Jew ever born, by eating pork!’ How do you suppose that tradition began? Reminds me of a joke. A rabbi and a priest... Sign in to see full entry.

Deer hunting just naturally brings out the storyteller in people. A good friend told me once that he had just about decided to give up on deer hunting. It seems that he was miles from any road when he finally shot a magnificent buck. Burdened with several layers of heavy clothing, rifle, gear and heavy boots, he now had a 170# deer to add to what he had to lug out of the woods. After several sweaty exhausting hours he staggered into his house, hours after dark. He was such a wreck he was unable... Sign in to see full entry.