Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich. for Thursday, April 12, 2007

Okay, sing it with me everyone! "Kids. Tell me what is wrong with these kids today? Why can't they be like we were, perfect in every way?" Donnie’s son has learned at least two letters! For some time now, I have suspected that little D.J. will be riding the short bus to school. It may be because of all the times his sister glonged him in the head, because, from the beginning of his life, she regarded him as unnecessary, unwelcome, an interloper, usurper of attention rightly belonging to her, a... Sign in to see full entry.

There are times that the humor muse is elusive or I’m just not feeling particularly funny. This is one of those days, so I’ll just tell you a joke that is probably best told face to face. There is a visual element that I hope is as funny when one reads it. A secretary in a large company thought that she was stuck in a lower level job than her talent entitled her to because she had small breasts. She consulted several plastic surgeons but couldn’t afford their prices for breast augmentation... Sign in to see full entry.