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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

I'm SO disillusioned that I might go outside and suck on my car's tailpipe!

My lifelong pal Dave Bradbury sent me this, and I find it to be deeply disturbing. Date: Sun, Mar 11, 2012 at 3:10 PM Subject: Fw: Finally a well-dressed Walmart shopper To: Finally, a well-dressed Walmart shopper (Assuming that the photo won't get attached, it shows an old lady wearing a tee shirt that says, "Obama loves America like O.J. loved Nichole!") Guy What a BRAVE and well-dressed lady!! The per person Medicare insurance premium will increase from the present monthly fee of $96.40,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 11, 2012

Andrew "The Diceman Clay," MIGHT want to change his name to Andy ALI, now.

Great Female Humor! After you read this message about the pilots, p lease find the time to read the quote of the day-- this is just so perfect! While a C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewmember gave all the G.I.s on board, the usual information regarding their seat belts, emergency exits, and so on. Finally, she said to them, 'Now sit right back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and her crew take you safely on to Afghanistan ' A grizzled old Master Sergeant... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 8, 2012

Life can be sweet when we are young, but it can be SO, SO, tough too.

LADIES!!! Remember... a layer of dust is just protection for the Wood, beneath it. 'A house doesn't really become a home until after you can write 'I love you' in the dust on the furniture.' I used to spend something like 8 hours every weekend, making certain that things were just perfect, 'in case someone came over.' Finally, I realized one day that NOBODY ever came over anyway; they were all out living their lives and having fun! NOW, when people do visit, I don't feel that I have to explain... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 2, 2012

DANGER Will Robinson! DANGER! DANGER! Screw w/our money! Leave BEER alone!

This is Darn serious stuff.... beer contains female hormones! Last month Mississippi State University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens); therefore, by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women! To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Feeling creative today. Fueled by frustration, but NOT by religion!

Do many of you also wonder just when the world began to head onto the branching spur line, the one we're all riding on, the one that either will quickly wobble off the tracks, or pull into Crazyville Station, never to be seen or heard from again? In the mid-east, people are now being MURDERED for ignorantly having added Muslim holy books in with other papers that were being burned after having been used to covertly pass on terrorist information, doctrine and covert messages passed back and forth... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 27, 2012

Finally a $ cutting idea from our GOVT! UNFORTUNATELY it's throat cutting!

Just Being Able To Say Goodbye, PRICELESS! To help save the economy, the Government will announce next mo nth, that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of hassling all of those illegal’s ) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Older people are far easier to catch and anyway most of them will never remember how to get back home. I started to cry when I thought about how much I'll miss all of you. Then it dawned on me... oh, crap!... I'll probably be... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 26, 2012

Why can't we all just get along? Sorry Rodney I don't have an answer for ya

Please think of the ramifications of this clever, benign effort. Ralph, my neighbor is a rabid "lefty" of sorts (Obama bumper stickers, gung-ho pro- socialized medicine, {"guns should be banned,"} etc.). So last week I put a sign up in my yard after one of his anti-gun rants at a neighborhood cocktail party. The sign hadn't been up for more than an hour, before he had called the police, and wanted them to make me take down the sign. Fortunately, the officer politely informed him that it was not... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, February 25, 2012

If repetition is the BEST way of remembering things, I'm doin' my part!.

I'm pretty sure that I posted this a bit less than a year ago, in May '11. As important as this message is, I could not recall all of the steps that this partial acronym identifies, so I figure that it's probably time for me to post it again. Remember, the life that you save, might just be MINE! They say that if you tell this to ten people, you'll stand a good chance of having saved a life. Will you pass this message along? B lood Clots/Stroke - and in addition, they now have a fourth indicator,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 23, 2012

As Dana Carvey's Saturday night live character, "Grumpy old man" said, "That's how they GIT YA!" E-Mail Tracker Programs -- very interesting and a must read! The man that sent this information is a computer tech. He spends a lot of time clearing the junk off computers for people and listens to complaints about speed. All forwards are not bad, just some. Be sure you read all the way to the very last paragraph. _________________________________________ He wrote: By now, I suspect that everyone is... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Move over all you other 3rd world countries! Make way for ANOTHER one, US!

I think that I know how the Obama administration and (if the truth were known,) the republicans would also plan on doing, to get us out of the financial mess that we nearly all find ourselves in, providing that they can successfully wrest the presidency from the dems. The only way that our population and our government will ever be able to repay our staggering debts, debt that now far outstrips our personal and national incomes, is to inflate the dollar until money becomes SO cheap in value,... Sign in to see full entry.

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