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Thursday, June 18, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, June 17, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, June 15, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

A guy sees an advertisement for a "Talking Centipede" in a pet-shop window for $100. He buys it, takes it home, opens the box, and asks the centipede if he wants to go for a beer. The centipede doesn't answer. Thirty minutes later, he tries again, shouting, "Do you want to go for a beer?" The... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, June 14, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

A woman wakes up in the middle of the night and notices her husband isn’t in bed. She slips on her robe and heads downstairs to investigate. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table, staring at the wall, cradling a mug of coffee like it holds the secrets of the universe. A single tear rolls down... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, June 13, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Standard Operating Procedures reminder BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 12, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Why did the blonde lose her job in quality control at the M&M factory? She kept throwing out the W's. A blonde and a brunette are sitting at a bar watching the 7:00 news. The news is showing a report about a man on a ledge of a tall building threatening to jump off. The brunette says to the blonde,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 11, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Cup of Tea One day the mother was out and the dad was in charge of his 3 year old daughter, who had a little 'tea set' as a gift. It was one of her favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, June 10, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, And begins to read her book. The peace... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, June 9, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would move back to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, June 7, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks: "Tim, I've been thinking, now that we're married maybe it's time you... Sign in to see full entry.

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