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Saturday, December 20, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤ What do PHD students eat when they're hungry? Academia nuts. Why should you always knock before opening the fridge door? In case there's a salad dressing. Why couldn't the sesame seed stop talking? He was on a roll. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 19, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You could say being in quarantine with a deck of cards is like being in solitaire confinement! Pirates couldn't play cards because the captain was standing on the deck! Getting a deck of sticky playing cards makes it hard to deal with it! An insect with a pack of cards could be... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 18, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%%$%$%$%$%$% I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. I’m on a whiskey diet—I’ve lost three days already. I don’t trust tacos—they’re always a little shellfish. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 17, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph. Why is it always cold in December? Because it's Decembrrrrrr! How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house! What do you call a reindeer with three eyes? A "Reiiindeer"! What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes (or Ice... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 16, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Who won the neck decorating contest? It was a tie. Where do rainbows go when they've been bad? To prism, so they have time to reflect on what they've done. Dogs can't operate MRI machines. But catscan. I'm so upset—my barber said he can't cut my hair any longer. He can only cut it shorter. What do... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 15, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan! Or Possibly Daily Moan!

Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession. What did one DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat?” Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are. What’s the difference... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 14, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

~\ {}~\{{}~\{{€~\{}•○●■○●■□○●□■□○●□■~\|{}~\|{} My wife used to teach Sunday school to 7-year-olds, so in one of her classes, she asked the class, “Who wants to go to heaven”?Everyone raised their hand except this one cute little girl, so my wife asked her, “Why don’t you want to go to heaven?” The... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 13, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()( )() This notice was found in the morning newspaper: “Is anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter for 4 people? I’m still looking for two more adults to join me and my wife. We leave early Saturday morning from New York and will... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 12, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

?????????&&&&&&&%%%%%%%$$$$$$$????? What do biologists wear on Casual Friday? Genes to work ______________________________ Why couldn’t I get an appointment at the library for Friday? They were all booked up. ____________________________________ What’s the worst thing that can happen on a Friday?... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 11, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

What is the busiest day for a chiropractor? Throwback Thursday. __________________________ What is a classical musician’s favorite day of the week? Throw-Bach Thursday. ____________________________ If 40 is the new 30, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday? ________________________________ When does... Sign in to see full entry.

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