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Sunday, April 26, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Why did the bee get married? He found his honey. Did you hear the rumor about the butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it! I’m really good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta What is the opposite of a croissant? A happy uncle. What does it make... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 23, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

A Few Math Jokes Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper? She’s definitely plotting something. Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common? Because they’ll never meet. Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula. Why are obtuse angles so depressed?... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 21, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. What lights... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, April 19, 2026

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES! What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A MOO-sician! Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? It’s making headlines! Why didn’t Elsa get a balloon? Because she’d LET IT GO! What do... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, April 18, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

What does a hummingbird do when it doesn’t know the lyrics to a song? It hums! How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? The cow is the udder one. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An ABS-dominal snowman! What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-GATOR! What do you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 16, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

The guitarist passed out on stage. He must have rocked himself to sleep! Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no BODY to go with him! Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open! What is the most popular... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 15, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh, sheet. What was even more useful than the first telephone? The second telephone. What did the horse say after it tripped? Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup! What did the shy pebble say? I wish I was a little boulder. I quit my job at the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 14, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Alligator Shoes An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However, he was not prepared to pay the high prices. After failing to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, he ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, April 13, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Jeep in the mud During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside. "Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, April 12, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Four strangers traveled together in the same compartment of a European train. Two men and two women faced each other. One woman was a very wealthy and sophisticated 70 year old lady who was decked out in the finest of furs and jewelry. Next to her sat a beautiful young woman, nineteen years old--who... Sign in to see full entry.

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