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Tuesday, March 10, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Stranded in the Desert Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them. One man takes a jug of water. The second man takes a sandwich. The last man takes one of the car doors. The first man says to the last man,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 9, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Sanity Test During a visit to the mental asylum, a man asked the director, “How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?” The director said, “Well, we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer the person a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub.” The... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 8, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

The Smartest Man Alive A small plane is flying from Dallas to Denver when the engine sputters and dies. The pilot runs out of the cockpit, grabs a parachute, opens the door, then says, “Sorry, there are only three parachutes left,” and jumps out. This leaves 4 passengers: a boy scout, a college... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, March 7, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

The world's leading expert on European wasps walks into a record shop. He asks the assistant, “Do you have European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2? I believe it was released this week.” The assistant checks the computer and then says, “Certainly. Would you like to listen before you buy it?” The expert... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 6, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

I’m from Minnasoda where there is a large scandahoovian population. Take this into account as you read… Ole and Lena were listnen to the radio and heard that a terrible blizzard was a comin’. And sure enough. That afternoon it began to snow and blow all through the night. In the mornin’ they were... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 5, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. “Sounds great,” said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some. He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container. “Wait a minute,” the boy... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 4, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

My friend once called a few house painters to his house for some work. He wanted them to paint his porch. After a few hours, the house painters came back for the payment as their work was complete. Before leaving they told my friend that they had enjoyed painting his car, but it is not really a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 2, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

I was visiting the house of a distant cousin when I saw that he was playing chess with his cat. I said that it had to be the most intelligent cat ever. My cousin replied, "Absolutely not! She has lost all her matches!" 400 passengers but only 200 meals were loaded onto a flight from Delhi to New... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 1, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly. “Captain,” one passenger asks, “who is that man over there?” “I have no idea,” the captain says, “but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.” My friend once called a few... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, February 28, 2026

Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance. "See that over there? What is that?", says the first crow. The second crows takes a long look, "That's a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn't it." "How can you tell it's a scarecrow and not a person?",... Sign in to see full entry.

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