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Tuesday, July 7, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Chicken’s for dinner “Doctor, I think my wife is getting hard of hearing.” “There’s a simple test you can run to see how bad the problem is: Start out 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone say something and see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 6, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Seeing-eye dogs Two guys were out walking their dogs on a hot day when they pass by a bar. The first guy says, “Let’s go in there for a pint.” The second guy says, “They won’t let us in with our dogs.” First guy: “Sure they will, just follow my lead.” He goes up to the pub, and sure enough, the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, July 5, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Witty little knitter A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the highway. Looking at the car, he was astounded to see that the elderly woman behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, “Pull over!” “No!” the woman yelled back,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, July 4, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

A family affair A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 3, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Hit it on the head The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard for long hours. The blacksmith instructed the boy, “When I take the shoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer.” The apprentice did just as he was told.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 2, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Courier problems What happens when you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN? They get really upset. – @dadsaysjokes Long time coming “Under quarantine, marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law. It took half a century, but hippies finally won.” – Ruth Buzzi, actor Trivial pursuits “My... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 1, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Tempting fate In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. “Will I die?” she asks. God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.” With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. Since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, June 30, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Say cheese Two weeks after I had photos taken of my baby, I returned to the studio to view the pictures on a colour monitor. The photographer started describing the merits of each photo, but as he went through the set, he rattled off his sales pitch so quickly that I couldn’t get a word in. Finally,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, June 29, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Down to size During the pandemic, my two granddaughters—six and eight years old—were being home-schooled by their mom. One day, the eight-year-old had a spelling bee with her sister. “Spell ‘elephant,'” the older one said. “Let her spell small animals, not big ones,” said her mom. The older sister... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, June 28, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Fishing rink A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!” He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!” He nervously looks up... Sign in to see full entry.

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