https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/Laughter makes everything else less stressful! I love a good laugh and a great prank! I'll be sharing cartoons that I find online! Enjoy!!!hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/997259What did the comma say when the sentence became too long? “Everybody pause.” Why did the dictionary join a debate team? It always had the final word. Why did the novel bring snacks to the library? It had a long plot ahead. What did the bookmark say to the reader? “I’ll save your place while...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/997245SILLY SCIENCE JOKES: Why did the magnet become a class leader? It had an attractive personality. Why did the science lab hire a detective? Several solutions had disappeared. What did the thermometer say before the experiment? “Let’s see how heated this gets.” Why did the moon submit its project...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/997219Classroom Jokes! Why did the window enjoy geography class? It loved looking at the bigger picture. What did the bulletin board say after being decorated? “Now I finally have something worth posting.” Why did the classroom rug win a kindness award? It supported everyone who stepped on it. Why did...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/997197Laughable Math Jokes Why did the decimal bring a map to class? It kept losing its place. What did the fraction say during the argument? “Let’s divide this calmly.” Why was the ruler chosen as class president? It always measured up. Why did the number zero start exercising? It wanted to get into...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/997147Best Dad Jokes Ever: Did you hear about the wig thief who escaped from prison? Police are combing the area to find him. I wondered why the baseball was getting closer and closer. Then it hit me. Where do surfers go for an education? Boarding school. Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/997127Dumb-But-Funny Dad Jokes: Why shouldn't you trust trees? They seem a little shady! How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them. My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go to work. What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music. Why aren’t lobsters generous? Because they’re...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/997100What did the blanket say to the bed? I’ve got you covered. What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house. What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack. How do birds learn to fly? They wing it.https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/997067Who’s the favorite? It’s difficult to admit, but in a multi-child household, there is often that chosen child. Yesterday, my mother asked me to hand out the invitations for my ­brother’s surprise birthday party. That’s when I realized he was her favorite twin. Broken marriage Being a child isn’t...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/997036Shark 101 The main job of a parent is to keep your brood alive. The second is to teach them the ways of the world. A shark and his son see some people swimming. “First let’s swim around them with our fins barely showing, and then we can eat them.” “Why can’t we eat them now?” the son asks. The...