https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/Laughter makes everything else less stressful! I love a good laugh and a great prank! I'll be sharing cartoons that I find online! Enjoy!!!hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/997707“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.” —Mark Twain “Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.” —Sam Levenson “Happiness is having...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/997693“I’m allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.” —Unknown “Honey, tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.” —Megan Mullally as Karen Walker on Will & Grace “Sarcasm is not an attitude. It is an art.” —Unknown “Sarcasm and compassion are two of the qualities that make life...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/997653"You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It’s really funny.” —Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians “Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.” —Cassandra Clare, City of Bones “Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live,...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/997627Sarcastic Witty Quotes! “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” —Fred Allen “If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.” —Groucho Marx “History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/997604Funny One Liners! I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery. I didn’t use to finish sentences, but now I I’ve had amnesia as long as I can remember. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. Vacation begins when...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/997579Funny One Liners! The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way. If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/997549Atheism is a non-prophet organization. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? Save the whales. Collect the whole set. A day without sunshine is like, night. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Corduroy pillows: They’re making...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/997524Funny One Liners! I can handle pain until it hurts. No matter where you go, you’re there. If everything is coming your way, then you’re in the wrong lane Gravity always gets me down. Eschew obfuscation. They told me I was gullible…and I believed them. It’s bad luck to be superstitious. According...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/997494Humpty Dumpty was pushed. National Atheist’s Day April 1st. All generalizations are false. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. Work is for people who don’t know how to fish. If you don’t like the news, go out and make some. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism....https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/997462My mind is like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states. Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool. On the other hand, you have different fingers. I’ve only been wrong once, and that’s when I thought I was wrong. God made mankind. Sin made him evil. I don’t find it hard to meet...