https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/Laughter makes everything else less stressful! I love a good laugh and a great prank! I'll be sharing cartoons that I find online! Enjoy!!!hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/998738How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans. I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there. I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/998712Groaner Dad Jokes: I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it. Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time. During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/998694'Groaner' Dad Jokes' My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. "Sure," I said. "My door is always open." I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at." What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot. When I was a kid, my...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/998657'Groaner' Dad Jokes Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up. I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word. I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/998640'Groaner' Dad Jokes I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something. People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece. Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker. Never date a tennis player. Love means...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/998625If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled? Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable. A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/998598Punny Dad Jokes: I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out. The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this. I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/998569Punny Dad Jokes My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve." How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper. What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire. I hate my...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/998537Punny Dad Jokes What does a baby computer call his father? Data. After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets. I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system. My friend was showing me his tool shed...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sam444731/998503The Body Swap A husband complained every evening that his wife did nothing all day while he worked a grueling job. One night, a magical entity granted his wish to switch bodies for 24 hours. He spent the entire next day feeding a screaming infant, scrubbing burnt oatmeal off the stove, breaking...