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Monday, December 1, 2025

Some Funny Christmas Puns to Make You SMILE!

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots? What should you give your parents at Christmas? A list of what you want. What kind of bug hates Christmas? A humbug. What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve! What do gingerbread men use when What kind of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, November 30, 2025

Your Sunday Groan!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ How did the Christmas tree do in the talent show? It sleighed the audience. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite workout? Plank pose. How many Christmas trees can you plant in the ground? All of them. What was the Christmas tree’s favorite... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, November 29, 2025

A Little Saturday football HUMOR!

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Friday, November 28, 2025

Daily Groan! Keeping with Potato Theme!

@ @@###$$$%%%@@@###$$$%%%@@@## What did the police potato say to his partner during a stake-out? “Keep your eyes peeled or we might miss something! Did you hear about the potato who was eager to learn about his ancestors? He wanted to get in touch with his roots Why are hot potatoes so easy to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, November 27, 2025

Today's Groner($)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer? The space bar. • Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition? Because it was cultured. • What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? Re-Morse code. • Did you hear about the two people who stole... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 26, 2025

************************************************************************************ What vegetable is cool but not that cool? Rad-ish. Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? She took a day off. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, November 25, 2025

Super Duper Groan Of The Day! LOL!

@#$%@#$$%$$%%##@%%%%$$###@@@*****&&&&&%%%%%$$$$$####@@@@@ A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. He’s telling a dumb-blonde joke when a young platinum-haired beauty jumps to her feet. “What gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?” she demands. “What does hair color have... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 24, 2025

Groaner Of The Day!

############################################################## A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees the dog from a distance and cautiously thinks, “Hmm, this guy looks edible. Never seen his kind before.” The lion starts rushing toward the dog menacingly. The dog notices and begins to panic,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, November 23, 2025

This Joke May Take A Little Detective Deducing!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said, “Watson, look up and tell me what you see.” Watson replied, “I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, November 22, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan! LOL!

************************************************************************************************ I don't recommend entering a wormhole. You might get stuck in the apple. The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when I was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, “Fine, suit... Sign in to see full entry.

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