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Thursday, February 5, 2026

Sam's Believe It Or Not!

€£€£€££££€£££€£££€£€££££££££€£€£€£€£€£€£ What's black and white and eats like a horse? A Zebra! What kind of things does a farmer talk about when they are milking cows? Udder nonsense! As farmers, we hear a lot of jokes about sheep. We'd tell them to the dog, but he'd herd them all! Did you hear... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 4, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@%%%%%@@@ The Genie: A man asks a genie to build a bridge to Hawaii. When told it's impossible, he asks to see the Epstein list. The genie then asks if he wants two or four lanes on the bridge. The Truth About Adulthood: I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. The Mathematician:... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 3, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

○●□■○●□■○●□■●●□■○●□■○●□■●●□■○●□■○●□■● Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent. I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work. Why do bananas never feel lonely? Because they all hang out in bunches. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 2, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♡♡◇♧♡♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧ A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 1, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, January 31, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment. What is the most popular fish in the ocean? The starfish. What’s the difference between ducks and dine-and-dashers? Ducks take care of their bills. I found a lion in my closet the other... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 30, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan! Space Puns That Are Out Of This World!

(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?) Star puns What do starlets like to read before bed? Comet books! How do you get clean in outer space? You take a meteor shower. What do stars say when they apologize to one another? “I’m starry.” What is money called in space? Star bucks. What... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 29, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

+×÷=+×÷=+×÷=+×÷=+×÷=+×÷=+×÷=+×÷=+×÷=+×÷= I was shocked to read in the papers today that a short person had been pickpocketed. I just thought to myself “How could someone stoop so low?” How do short people greet others? They microwave. "God only lets things grow until they are perfect. Some of us... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 28, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan! Humor In Uniform!

After being issued basic combat training equipment, we were warned that gas masks were frequently lost, and that we would be charged $65 for a replacement. Determined not to lose mine, I developed the habit of hitting its case with my elbow as we marched, to ensure that the mask was safely inside.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 27, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan! Funny Mom Jokes!

Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown end up cleaning everyone's messes. Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young. It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner and then you realize you are the mom. There's... Sign in to see full entry.

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