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Friday, August 7, 2026

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Best Dad Jokes Ever: Did you hear about the wig thief who escaped from prison? Police are combing the area to find him. I wondered why the baseball was getting closer and closer. Then it hit me. Where do surfers go for an education? Boarding school. Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 6, 2026

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Dumb-But-Funny Dad Jokes: Why shouldn't you trust trees? They seem a little shady! How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them. My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go to work. What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music. Why aren’t lobsters generous? Because they’re... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 5, 2026

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What did the blanket say to the bed? I’ve got you covered. What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house. What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack. How do birds learn to fly? They wing it. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 4, 2026

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Who’s the favorite? It’s difficult to admit, but in a multi-child household, there is often that chosen child. Yesterday, my mother asked me to hand out the invitations for my ­brother’s surprise birthday party. That’s when I realized he was her favorite twin. Broken marriage Being a child isn’t... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 3, 2026

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Shark 101 The main job of a parent is to keep your brood alive. The second is to teach them the ways of the world. A shark and his son see some people swimming. “First let’s swim around them with our fins barely showing, and then we can eat them.” “Why can’t we eat them now?” the son asks. The shark... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 2, 2026

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Parenting comes with worry The first thing you learn is that parenting is synonymous with worrying. A young couple has their first child. Their joy slowly turns to concern, however, when for three years the child never utters a word. They hire speech therapists, doctors and psychiatrists, but the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 1, 2026

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Animal Jokes: Why do fish live in salt water? Pepper makes them sneeze. What are spiders really good at? Surfing the web. What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador. How does a farmer keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator. What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator. Why... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 31, 2026

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Corny Jokes: Where can you buy soup in bulk? The stock market. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honeycombs. Sea monsters have been known to eat what? Fish and ships. What do you call a vicar who becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law. What kind of cheese doesn't... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 30, 2026

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What do you call a singer with a laptop on her head? A-Dell. What do toilets do when they're embarrassed? They get a bit flush. How do you stop an astronaut’s toddler from crying? You rocket. What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon. Why shouldn't you use a broken pencil? Because it's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 29, 2026

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What do PHD students eat when they're hungry? Academia nuts. Why should you always knock before opening the fridge door? In case there's a salad dressing. Why couldn't the sesame seed stop talking? He was on a roll. Why do prawns never share? Because they're shellfish. What did the cheese say to... Sign in to see full entry.

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