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Saturday, June 13, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Standard Operating Procedures reminder BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 12, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Why did the blonde lose her job in quality control at the M&M factory? She kept throwing out the W's. A blonde and a brunette are sitting at a bar watching the 7:00 news. The news is showing a report about a man on a ledge of a tall building threatening to jump off. The brunette says to the blonde,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 11, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Cup of Tea One day the mother was out and the dad was in charge of his 3 year old daughter, who had a little 'tea set' as a gift. It was one of her favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, June 10, 2026

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One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, And begins to read her book. The peace... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, June 9, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would move back to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, June 7, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks: "Tim, I've been thinking, now that we're married maybe it's time you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, June 6, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

A guy said to God, "God, is it true that to you a billion years is like a second?" God said yes. The guy said, "God, is it true that to you a billion dollars is like a penny?" God said yes. The guy said, "God, can I have a penny?" God said, "Sure, just a second." A taxi passenger tapped the driver... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 5, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

"Two old ladies are standing together, smoking. It begins to rain, so one old lady pulls out a condom, snips off the tip, and puts it over her cigarette so she can smoke without her cigarette getting damp." "The other old lady thinks this is a nifty trick and asks her what she put over her... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 4, 2026

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"A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to address the crowd of drinkers. He says, 'I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.' The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, June 3, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Dave was boasting to his co-worker one day, saying, 'You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone. Anyone! And I know them.' Tired of his bragging, his co-worker called his bluff, saying, 'OK, Dave, how about Keanu Reeves?' 'Yep,' Dave says. 'Keanu and I are old friends, and I can... Sign in to see full entry.

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