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Saturday, October 31, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

Why does my lunchbox have such a busy schedule? It's booked from breakfast until dinner. What did my reflection say when I asked for advice? "We should look at both sides." Why does my umbrella have a dramatic personality? Every little cloud makes it open up. What did I find in my notebook for... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 30, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

Why does my sandwich have such a big personality? It always manages to bring something to the table. What did my pencil say when I asked it to make a good point? "I'm under too much pressure!" Why does my calendar act so mysterious? It keeps saying something is coming up. What happened when I gave... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 29, 2026

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Halloween riddle They walk the street at midnight sharp, No music plays, no sounds, no harp. They carry masks with eyes that gleam, And move as if inside a dream. They knock on doors, they leave no trace, But sometimes show a familiar face. If you watch them pass and do not speak, They’ll leave you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 28, 2026

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Halloween riddle Mrs. Smith had less than 20 pieces of candy left to give to trick or treaters and she wanted to give them all away. Two trick-or-treaters arrived and she wanted to share the candy evenly between them, but when she tried to do this, there was one piece left over. A third... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 27, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

Easy Halloween riddles When is it bad luck to see a black cat? When you’re a mouse. A man was shot in the heart. Nobody tries to save him and it doesn’t kill him. What happened? He was already dead. The more you take, the more of me there are. What am I? Footsteps. You can hear me, feel me and know... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 26, 2026

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Best Halloween riddles: I don’t have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I’m white and empty. What am I? A skull. I have no feet to dance, I have no eyes to see, I have no life to live or die, but yet I do all three. What am I? Fire. Who makes it, has no need for it. Whoever buys... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 25, 2026

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Ghost Jokes for Halloween: What is the place where ghosts enjoy trick or treating the most? The Dead Ends. Which browser do ghosts use to search for information? Ghoul-gle. What do ghosts do if their eyesight gets blurred? They use spooktacles. Do you know a reason why ghosts are too bad at telling... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 23, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

Skeleton Halloween Jokes for Kids: Why can't skeletons play music at a church? They have no organs. What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs. What is a skeleton’s go-to meal at a restaurant? Spare ribs. When is a skeleton joke bad? When you don't find it humerus. Why are skeletons so... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 22, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth! What did the pumpkin say when it was feeling queasy? I’m not feeling so gourd. What do you get when you divide your Jack-o'-lantern's circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin-pi! Why was the Jack-o'-lantern forgetful? Because he's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 21, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

Best Halloween Jokes for Kids: What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese. What is a mummy’s favorite music genre? Wrap. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle his funny bone. What does a skeleton say before dinner? Bone appetit! How do you make a witch itch? Take away the W. How do you... Sign in to see full entry.

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