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Tuesday, August 11, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

SILLY SCIENCE JOKES: Why did the magnet become a class leader? It had an attractive personality. Why did the science lab hire a detective? Several solutions had disappeared. What did the thermometer say before the experiment? “Let’s see how heated this gets.” Why did the moon submit its project... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 10, 2026

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Classroom Jokes! Why did the window enjoy geography class? It loved looking at the bigger picture. What did the bulletin board say after being decorated? “Now I finally have something worth posting.” Why did the classroom rug win a kindness award? It supported everyone who stepped on it. Why did the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 9, 2026

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Laughable Math Jokes Why did the decimal bring a map to class? It kept losing its place. What did the fraction say during the argument? “Let’s divide this calmly.” Why was the ruler chosen as class president? It always measured up. Why did the number zero start exercising? It wanted to get into... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 8, 2026

Funny Teacher Jokes: Why did the teacher bring a flashlight to class? She wanted her students to see the subject in a new light. Why did the teacher keep a tiny fan on her desk? Her lesson plans were getting heated. What did the teacher say when the classroom globe rolled away? “Well, there goes the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 7, 2026

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Best Dad Jokes Ever: Did you hear about the wig thief who escaped from prison? Police are combing the area to find him. I wondered why the baseball was getting closer and closer. Then it hit me. Where do surfers go for an education? Boarding school. Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 6, 2026

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Dumb-But-Funny Dad Jokes: Why shouldn't you trust trees? They seem a little shady! How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them. My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go to work. What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music. Why aren’t lobsters generous? Because they’re... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 5, 2026

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What did the blanket say to the bed? I’ve got you covered. What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house. What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack. How do birds learn to fly? They wing it. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 4, 2026

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Who’s the favorite? It’s difficult to admit, but in a multi-child household, there is often that chosen child. Yesterday, my mother asked me to hand out the invitations for my ­brother’s surprise birthday party. That’s when I realized he was her favorite twin. Broken marriage Being a child isn’t... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 3, 2026

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Shark 101 The main job of a parent is to keep your brood alive. The second is to teach them the ways of the world. A shark and his son see some people swimming. “First let’s swim around them with our fins barely showing, and then we can eat them.” “Why can’t we eat them now?” the son asks. The shark... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 2, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

Parenting comes with worry The first thing you learn is that parenting is synonymous with worrying. A young couple has their first child. Their joy slowly turns to concern, however, when for three years the child never utters a word. They hire speech therapists, doctors and psychiatrists, but the... Sign in to see full entry.

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