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Saturday, April 4, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Money talks. Mine always says goodbye. Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician. My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me. What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi. My wife told me to stop impersonating a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 3, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I just couldn’t concentrate. If money doesn’t grow on trees, how come banks have branches? I used to work at a shoe recycling shop. It was sole-destroying work. I used to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 2, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan! A Word Or Two From Rodney Dangerfield!

" With my dog I don’t get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don’t want to go out. He wants me to leave.” “I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.” "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous: everyone... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

You have two parts of the brain, “left” and “right”. On the left side, there’s nothing right and on the right side, there’s nothing left. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 30, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot when they flew faster than the speed of sound? “WHAT DID YOU SAY?” _____________________ Why did the Air Force pilot prefer Paul McCartney’s solo work? Because he’s a Wings-man. _____________________ How do different military branches use stars? The Army sleeps... Sign in to see full entry.

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Here's Your Daily Groan!

Did you hear about the accident on base? A tank ran over a box of popcorn and killed two kernels. What happened when the ice cream cone and cheesecake abandoned their fellow soldiers? They were wanted for dessert-ion. What do soldiers want to know before getting married? The rules of engagement.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 29, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan! A Liile Humor In Uniform!

Why does the military plant trees every year? To grow the infant tree. What’s the easiest way to get to be a five-star general? Great reviews on Yelp. What do you call a shipment full of military-issued T. rexes? Small arms. Why did the optometrist set his clock to military time? To see 20:20. Why... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 27, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

The Pope, the Dalai Lama and the Archbishop of Canterbury decide to go fishing, so they hire a boat and row out to the middle of the lake. However it's a very hot day and within an hour or two all the beer is gone. "Let's row back to the shore and get a carry-out from the local pub," says the Pope.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Here's Your Daily Groan!

The Pope, the Dalai Lama and the Archbishop of Canterbury decide to go fishing, so they hire a boat and row out to the middle of the lake. However it's a very hot day and within an hour or two all the beer is gone. "Let's row back to the shore and get a carry-out from the local pub," says the Pope.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 26, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they're walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole. I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?" The second hunter says," I don't know, let's... Sign in to see full entry.

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