Here's Your Daily Groaner!
Anti-gravity book: "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. "Flamingo: "My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. "Piano: "I used to play the piano by ear, but now I use my hands. "Parallel lines: "Parallel lines have so much in common.... Sign in to see full entry.