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Tuesday, May 19, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been nice gnawing you.” What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates. Why did bread break up with margarine? Because he found a butter lover. What do you call a group of berries playing instruments? A jam session. Why do comedians... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 18, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

What mouse walks on two feet? Mickey Mouse. Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! What do you call a bear with no ears? A “B”! Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed. What language do pigs speak? Pig Latin. Where do cows go on Friday nights? They go to the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, May 17, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

What is a flea’s favorite way to travel? Itch hiking. Which bird has the worst manners Mocking birds. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him. I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure 'bread' dog. Why aren’t... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 15, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

When the moon hits vour eye Like a big pizza pie, That's amore When you swim in a creek And an eel bites your cheek That's a moray. What did the shark say when it ate the clown fish? Tastes funny. Why does a duck have feathers? To cover his butt quack! What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 14, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

What were prehistoric sleepovers called? Dino-SNORES. What’s a bee’s favorite musical? Stinging in the Rain. What kind of cow wears a crown? A dairy queen. What do turkeys like to eat for dessert? Apple Gobbler. Why do storks have so little money? They have such big bills. Can a horse join the army?... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 13, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Every morning, I announce that I’m going running, but then I don’t. It’s a running joke. I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed! My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo—I had to put my foot down. The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 12, 2026

I like telling dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs. If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would get done. Archaeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 11, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread. An engineer, a chemist, and an economist are marooned on a desert island. They start to brainstorm a way off the island. The engineer... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 9, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

A physicist, a mathematician and an engineer stay in a hotel. The engineer is awakened by a smell and gets up to check it. He finds a fire in the hallway, sees a nearby fire extinguisher and after extinguishing it, goes back to bed. Later that night, the physicist gets up, again because of the smell... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 8, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

"A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say, 'Nice tie!' Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar. A few sips later, the voice said, 'Beautiful shirt.' At this, the... Sign in to see full entry.

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