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Sunday, May 24, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Which branch is the most patriotic? The Air Force, because they are U.S. AF. How do you know if there’s an Air Force pilot at your party? Oh, don’t worry. He’ll tell you as soon as he walks in. What did the pilot say to the co-pilot when they flew faster than the speed of sound? “WHAT DID YOU SAY?”... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 23, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

How does a Marine greet a cow? “Moo-rah!” Why don’t Marines wish they were a part of Army/Navy football games? Because then who’d keep the Army and Navy’s girlfriends company? What’s the most dangerous part of being a marine biologist? Checking a Marine’s blowhole. Where do they send you if you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 21, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

What do you call a soldier who loves to hang out? Company commander. When is the only acceptable time to use trench warfare? As a last-ditch effort. What form is required for all members of the military? A uniform. Why was the sergeant mad when his son brought home a 100 on a math test? The kid... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

What do you call an aircraft full of cattle? Total bull ship. Why does the Navy prefer recruits who can’t swim? Because they’re more motivated to defend their ship. What percentage of Naval recruits are pirates? 3.14. Why did the man join the Navy out of spite? Because he was a petty officer. Why... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 19, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been nice gnawing you.” What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates. Why did bread break up with margarine? Because he found a butter lover. What do you call a group of berries playing instruments? A jam session. Why do comedians... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 18, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

What mouse walks on two feet? Mickey Mouse. Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! What do you call a bear with no ears? A “B”! Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed. What language do pigs speak? Pig Latin. Where do cows go on Friday nights? They go to the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, May 17, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

What is a flea’s favorite way to travel? Itch hiking. Which bird has the worst manners Mocking birds. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him. I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure 'bread' dog. Why aren’t... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 15, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

When the moon hits vour eye Like a big pizza pie, That's amore When you swim in a creek And an eel bites your cheek That's a moray. What did the shark say when it ate the clown fish? Tastes funny. Why does a duck have feathers? To cover his butt quack! What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 14, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

What were prehistoric sleepovers called? Dino-SNORES. What’s a bee’s favorite musical? Stinging in the Rain. What kind of cow wears a crown? A dairy queen. What do turkeys like to eat for dessert? Apple Gobbler. Why do storks have so little money? They have such big bills. Can a horse join the army?... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 13, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Every morning, I announce that I’m going running, but then I don’t. It’s a running joke. I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed! My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo—I had to put my foot down. The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. I... Sign in to see full entry.

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