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Wednesday, October 7, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

'Groaner' Dad Jokes' My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. "Sure," I said. "My door is always open." I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at." What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot. When I was a kid, my... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 6, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

'Groaner' Dad Jokes Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up. I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word. I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 5, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

'Groaner' Dad Jokes I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something. People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece. Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker. Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 4, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled? Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable. A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 3, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

Punny Dad Jokes: I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out. The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this. I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 2, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

Punny Dad Jokes My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve." How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper. What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire. I hate my... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 1, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

Punny Dad Jokes What does a baby computer call his father? Data. After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets. I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system. My friend was showing me his tool shed and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 30, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

The Body Swap A husband complained every evening that his wife did nothing all day while he worked a grueling job. One night, a magical entity granted his wish to switch bodies for 24 hours. He spent the entire next day feeding a screaming infant, scrubbing burnt oatmeal off the stove, breaking up... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 29, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

The Silent Treatment A couple was giving each other the silent treatment after a massive argument. Knowing he had an early morning flight, the husband wrote a note on a piece of paper: "Please wake me up at 5:00 a.m." and left it where his wife would see it. He woke up the next day and saw the clock... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 27, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

Beauty One Liners! Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician. You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success and, really, there's no real difference between me and George Clooney. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but... Sign in to see full entry.

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