Here's Your Daily Groan!
A guy sees an advertisement for a "Talking Centipede" in a pet-shop window for $100. He buys it, takes it home, opens the box, and asks the centipede if he wants to go for a beer. The centipede doesn't answer. Thirty minutes later, he tries again, shouting, "Do you want to go for a beer?" The... Sign in to see full entry.