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Saturday, July 18, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

Mother's Day. Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen. But after a good long wait she finally went downstairs to investigate. She found them both sitting at the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 17, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

What did the traffic light say to the car? “Don’t look! I’m about to change.” What does a house wear? Address. What do you call a Viking who lost his boat? A Hiking. Why are trees so unreliable? They’re shady. My girlfriend left me because I’m “too arrogant.” I told her not to let the door hit her... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 16, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

What did the traffic light say to the car? “Don’t look! I’m about to change.” What does a house wear? Address. What do you call a Viking who lost his boat? A Hiking. Why are trees so unreliable? They’re shady. My girlfriend left me because I’m “too arrogant.” I told her not to let the door hit her... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 15, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

"Well-behaved women seldom make history.” — Laurel Thatcher Ulrich “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” — Robin Williams “If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.” — Judith Martin “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” — Maybe Christopher Hampton “In real life, I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 14, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” — A.A. Milne “I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me four days, but whatever.” — Unknown “I am not lazy. I am on energy-saving mode.” — Anonymous “My alone time is sometimes for your safety.” — Unknown “Always forgive your... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 13, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

A man tells his doctor, “Help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you…” Submitted by Christine Schrum Making a splash A husband texts his wife on a frosty winter morning: “Window’s frozen!” His wife texts back, “Pour lukewarm water over it.” Five minutes later he... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, July 12, 2026

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Ultimate doom After a husband and wife have a heated argument, the wife calls her mother. “He fought with me again! I’m coming over to live with you.” To which her mother replies, “No, no, darling. He must pay for his mistake. I’m coming to live with you.” Submitted by Joan Vercueil The limitations... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, July 11, 2026

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Role model Sadly, female airline pilots are still relatively rare. As a result, while in uniform, I’m often mistaken for a flight attendant, a ticket agent, or even a snack bar employee. One day, I was brushing my teeth in the restroom before a flight when a woman walked in. “My sister would be so... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 9, 2026

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Help (desperately) wanted An old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. His wife suggests he take out an ad in the newspaper, which he does. But two weeks later, there’s still no sign of the mutt. “What did you write in the ad?” his wife asks. “Here, boy,” he replies. Submitted by Denise... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 8, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Say cheese I was driving when I first saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for speeding, even though I knew I wasn’t. Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly. But again the camera flashed. Thinking this was... Sign in to see full entry.

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