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Monday, January 19, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan! Humor In Uniform!

After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived with my eight siblings and me – all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped customs area. A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, January 18, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan! Guaranteed Groaners! Lol

@@@@####$$$$%%%%@@@@####$$$$%% Why can’t football players wear glasses on the field? – Because it’s a contact sport. What is a football player’s favorite ice cream? – Any given sundae. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team? – Because she kept running away from the ball! Why don’t... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, January 17, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan! Knock-knock Jokes To Make You Groan!

// ///////// >>>>>>>>//////////>>>>>>>//// Knock Knock. Who's there? Sherwood! Sherwood who? Sherwood like to come in! Knock knock. Who's there? Radio. Radio who? Radi-o not, here I come. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here. Knock knock. Who's there?... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 16, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》 A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbit says, “I think I might be a typo.” Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?” Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. “I can’t serve... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 15, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

The wedding was so moving, even the cake was in tiers. My girlfriend told me I never listen to her. At least, I think that’s what I think she said. If a parsley farmer gets dragged into court, do they garnish his paycheck? I bought new gloves today and both are left-handed. On one hand, that’s fine,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 14, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

:;:;:;:;;;:;:;;;;;;;;:;:;:;;;;;;;;;:;:;:;:;;:;:;;:;:;::;:::;:;:;:;;:;;;:;:;:;:;;:;;:;;;;:;;:;;;;;:: What did one tomato say to the other tomato during a race? C'mon, ketchup! What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator! What does a baby computer call his father? Data! How did the duck... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 13, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

sssssszzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaasssszzaasasasazaaaz Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor. How much do rainbows weigh? Not much. They’re actually pretty light. A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica, $3.75 in Bermuda, and $3 in the Bahamas. Those are the pie-rates of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 12, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

& ^$$&^%$*^%$&^%$$&^%$$*^%$$&^%&&^%&^%%& What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me. Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. What's an egg's favorite vacation spot? New Yolk City. What kind of candy do astronauts like?... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, January 11, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

×÷×÷÷÷÷×××÷×÷÷÷÷×××÷÷÷÷××÷×÷××÷×÷×+×÷÷×× How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, January 10, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan! LOL!

What do you call a detective that accidentally solves the case? Sheer Luck Holmes. What is it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials. What should you do if you’re cold? Stand in the corner, it’s 90 degrees. What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back for seconds. Why did... Sign in to see full entry.

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