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Sunday, March 22, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue." Why does a mermaid wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B-shells! Do you know the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, March 21, 2026

Choose Your Own Hell A guy dies and is sent to hell. Satan shows him the doors to three rooms, and says, “Choose one of these doors to decide where you will spend eternity.” In the first room, a group of people stands in dirt up to their necks. The guy says, “No, let me see the next room.” In the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 20, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Bad Word A young boy was sitting in the waiting room for a little bit after getting his tooth pulled. The receptionist asked him if he was OK. “Yes, but I didn’t like the bad word the dentist used while he was pulling my tooth.” “What did he say?” asked the receptionist, worried. The boy replied,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 18, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Pray for Parking A guy is late for an important meeting, but he can't find a place to park. In desperation, he begins to pray. “Please Lord, if you help me find a parking stall right now, I promise to go to church every Sunday and never drink vodka again!” A moment later, he sees a beautiful empty... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 17, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

The Lion & the Policeman A lion walks into a police station and asks the policeman at the front desk, “Do you have any job openings?” The policeman shakes his head sadly and says, “No, sorry. Why don’t you try the circus?” The lion gives him a funny look and says, “Why would the circus need a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 16, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

William Shatner’s Business Did you know that back in the 1970s, William Shatner decided he wanted to invest his money in textiles? After looking into it, he decided to start up his own lingerie company. It didn’t work out, though. He had a great product and a really elegant storefront.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 15, 2026

Complaint Letter The mayor of a small town received a complaint letter from a member of his community. After taking the letter from the envelope, he noticed there was only one word on it: “Fool!” The mayor furrowed his brow and said, “Hmm. They signed the letter, but what’s the complaint?” Whiskey... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 12, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Quite Smoking There’s this man who always smokes two cigarettes at the same time. Eventually, one of his friends asks, “What's with the two cigarettes?” The man replies, “My brother is in prison, and he told me to smoke a cigarette for him every time I smoke one for myself.” A few months later, his... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 11, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Catch of the Day A young man passing a bar sees an old woman fishing with a stick and a string in a puddle by the sidewalk. “She must be a poor old fool,” he thinks to himself, and out of the kindness of his heart, invites the woman in for a drink. After he’s paid for their round and the two are... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 10, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Stranded in the Desert Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them. One man takes a jug of water. The second man takes a sandwich. The last man takes one of the car doors. The first man says to the last man,... Sign in to see full entry.

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