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Friday, September 4, 2026

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Sarcastic Witty Quotes! “I am not young enough to know everything.” —J.M. Barrie “Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.” —René Descartes “I’d rather be partly great than entirely useless.” —Neal Shusterman, Unwind... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 3, 2026

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Sarcastic Witty Quotes! “When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.” —Mark Twain “Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.” —Sam... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 2, 2026

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Sarcastic Witty Quotes! “I always tell new hires, ‘Don’t think of me as your boss. Think of me as a friend who can fire you.'” —Unknown “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” —Thomas Edison “I don’t always tolerate stupid people. But when I do, I’m probably at work.”... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 1, 2026

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Sarcastic Witty Quotes! “My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.” —Unknown “The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” —Robert Frost “People think it must... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 31, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

Sarcastic Witty Quotes! “I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you knew everything.” —Unknown “It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.” —Unknown “I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.” —Russell Lynes “Please cancel my subscription to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 30, 2026

“They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.” —Clint Eastwood “I had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.” —Groucho Marx “We get married to have an ally against our family.” —Jonathan Tropper “During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 29, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.” —Mark Twain “Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.” —Sam Levenson “Happiness is having a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 28, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

“I’m allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.” —Unknown “Honey, tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.” —Megan Mullally as Karen Walker on Will & Grace “Sarcasm is not an attitude. It is an art.” —Unknown “Sarcasm and compassion are two of the qualities that make life on... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 27, 2026

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"You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It’s really funny.” —Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians “Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.” —Cassandra Clare, City of Bones “Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 26, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

Sarcastic Witty Quotes! “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” —Fred Allen “If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.” —Groucho Marx “History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other... Sign in to see full entry.

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