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Sarcastic Witty Quotes! “I always tell new hires, ‘Don’t think of me as your boss. Think of me as a friend who can fire you.'” —Unknown “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” —Thomas Edison “I don’t always tolerate stupid people. But when I do, I’m probably at work.”... Sign in to see full entry.