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Sarcastic Witty Quotes! “I am not young enough to know everything.” —J.M. Barrie “Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.” —René Descartes “I’d rather be partly great than entirely useless.” —Neal Shusterman, Unwind... Sign in to see full entry.