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Sarcastic Witty Quotes! “When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.” —Mark Twain “Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.” —Sam... Sign in to see full entry.