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"Well-behaved women seldom make history.” — Laurel Thatcher Ulrich “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” — Robin Williams “If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.” — Judith Martin “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” — Maybe Christopher Hampton “In real life, I... Sign in to see full entry.