Friday, July 1, 2011
Welcome to Our 21st Century!! Our communication - Wireless Our phones - Cordless Our cooking - Fireless Our food - Fatless Our Sweets - Sugarless Our labo u r - Effortless Our relations - Fruitless Our attitude - Careless Our feelings - Heartless Our politics - Shameless Our education - Worthless Our Mistakes - Countless Our arguments - Baseless Our youth - Jobless Our Ladies - Topless Our Boss - Brainless Our Jobs - Thankless Our Needs - Endless Our situation - Hopeless Our Salaries - LESS AND... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, June 30, 2011
CULTURAL SOPHISTICATION COMES IN MANY FORMS. HUH?
You know your from Alabama if 1. You can properly pronounce Arab, Cahaba, Opelika, Sylacauga, Oneonta, Eufaula, LaFayette, and Wedowee. 2. You think people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies. 3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. 4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. 5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts, they have sacks and... Sign in to see full entry.
LET US LAUGH THIS MONTH RIGHT ON OUT OF HERE
Let me add a disclaimer to this: I put this up as a joke against pollsters who gather info and tout it as fact; not as a judgement against any group, justi Aren't statistics wonderful??? Doctors (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171 Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now think about this: Guns (A) The number of gun owners in... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
HOW DO YOU DO IT
How some of you write several blogs a day I have no idea. I am afraid if you explained it to me I would experience an over load. This is the most tedious one. Nothing monumental happened today. Oh well on the other hand! I took the better of the two no-good cars on an outing this morning, it did fine, great in fact. George comes in from morning classes and has another obligation for the late afternoon and he took the better of the two. Two hours later he had to call a wrecker to have it towed.... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, June 27, 2011
WHO CARES IS RIGHT
This is the tough blog. I don't do anything exciting. Oh well I have been doing some exciting writing lately I have been working on a series about the women of the Bible for my Religion blog and I found I had to refresh a lot and research it has taken much more time than I thought but it is a joy to do. I must say after seeing my doctor last week and getting the tests and the instruction about Potassium I have followed them closely and I have much more energy. I have always had low Potassium but... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, June 24, 2011
IT IS ABOUT TIME
I just read TAPS and thought to myself why am I sitting here writing much about nothing when I could be in the kitchen making a healthy fun meal and George and I would sit and talk. Do you still do these things? That time it seems is gone. He is sitting at the other computer writing programs and I can hardly make a program work. If we went in to do dinner the TV would come on automatically because it is so accustomed to being on when we are where it is. It is as if we all must have sound every... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, June 23, 2011
HAVE YOU EVER OR WILL YOU CONTINUE
I have the most caring and knowledgable doctor. She has done so much for me in the last two years, it is amazing. She keeps on top of everything and calls to see if I am doing what she said. Last week she did a full battery of tests because I was feeling well but very tired, very tired. While I was in her office I began to sweat like a horse. (I did not perspire I sweated) and I apologized. She said about how often do you do that? I told her. Ladies you will not believe what she told me! I am... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, June 20, 2011
I SAW IT, I REALLY DID, I SAW IT TODAY
Today I went to my doctor. I was seeking an age reversal prescription. Why do we call doctors, lawyers and pastors etc. my doctr-whatever? Is it because we choose them, or because we feel we pay them enough to own them? In my case I have the best doctor in the area. She has raised my level of good health drastically since I first saw her. I didn't get the Rx I was seeking but I did get a new one. I had to stop by Wal-Mart the least expensive place in my area to get prescriptions filled. It is... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, June 17, 2011
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN ALL THE WORLD
This is not just a woman thing. Anyone who has ever had a child or a grandchild or brought home an adopted child knows what I am talking about. When you see this little being you know without question it is the best, the sweetest, prettiest, smartest and most lovable of them all; in short this child is the fariest of them all. You see this judgement is not based on looks, brain power or even the ability to love. It is based on the love of God to connect heart to heart. It is incredible. I have... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, June 16, 2011
MY BACK HURTS, I'VE BEEN LIFTING TOO MANY ROCKS
I have lost a lot of people. I have looked under rocks and called out but they are nowhere to be seen. What do you suppose happened to them? Well there is Corbin Dallas, he came back for a short period and vanished again. Then the lovely gruffian, song writer, I don't think he would even want his name on the missing list. Oh there are tons of them who go way back that have gone. I can't even find Utah Jay who was a consistant and good recent writer. He was writing daily then he was not there.... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
SO WE ARE HAVING BRAIN DRAIN
Forgive me I am having to use some filler for now. This was an e mail but it gave me a few chuckles, hope it will for you as well. Justi An older couple is lying in bed one morning. They had just awakened from a good night's sleep He takes her hand and she responds, 'Don't touch me.' 'Why not?' he asked. She answered, 'Because I'm dead.' The husband asked...'What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another!' She said, 'No, I'm definitely dead.' He... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, June 13, 2011
MY AGE GROUP IS TAKING UP TEXTING
This is the texting language of the elderly. You are free to use any you need. Have a lovely day! ATD - At the Doctor's BFF - Best Friend's Funeral BTW - Bring the Wheelchair BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth CBM - Covered by Medicare CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center DWI - Driving While Incontinent FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers FWIW - Forgot Where I Was FYI - Found Your Insulin GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low GHA - Got Heartburn Again HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO - Is My... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, June 12, 2011
I AM COMING TO SEE YOU--BE READY
Thanks for the kind comments while I just was lazy for a day. I am rested now and feel as if I hadn't read in such a long time. I am about to gear up for reading tonight and see what you all have been up to while I was not looking. There may be some question to my sanity at this point. I am missing people I have never seen, heard their voices nor do I know them other than by their writings and comments on my writing. You are the best. Thanks everybody. Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, June 10, 2011
SEE YOU TOMORROW
I am taking a rest day today. I may have overdone a bit, nothing a little rest won't clear up and that I am going to do today. I hope all of you have a blessed day and bask in the joy of a day to you choosing. Just spread love and watch it come back to you. Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, June 9, 2011
ALWAYS KNOW WHO YOU ARE TALKING WITH USE CARE IN THE COMPANY YOU KEEP
This story is about a woman using Face Book as another character than who she is and getting communication going with a man, her husband.... She is posing as a teen and the man she is writing to is her husband and the father of her children. This covers several good lessons. 1) Keep social company with people you would like as your family. Didn't your mom tell you show me your friends and I will know who you are. SOUTH BEND, Ind. -- Indiana woman Angela Voelkert wanted a little dirt on her... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER I COULD THINK I AM CRAZY
To this point this year has been a doozy weather wise etc., storms, floods, fires, heat that is near unbearable. My health is better; however, I have to watch myself. Actually it is not the health as much as the age and personal neglect to my body. My husband is still out of work; however, he is going back to school on a deal his former employer worked. That is a sort of stand still looking position for us, but I am happy as a lark. I look all around me and understand God's got my back. I have... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, June 5, 2011
SOMETIMES WE ONLY NEED A HAND UP
I don't know about you but there are times I feel lower than the dirt under my feet. Then at other times I am on a mountain top ready to take flight unaided by artificial wings just the high of the feeling will enable me to soar it seems. I must say in this day and age a feeling midway of these two is a must. TAPS mentioned the other day that her prayer list was getting longer. I know the feeling ours is going off the page and around the back. Consistent and believing prayer is powerful. George... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, June 2, 2011
WHEN DOES IT BECOME ORDINARY
Now they are getting them in the east. In New England where houses were leveled and four died yesterday from another tornado. Is the weather beginning to feel like a common place happening? I hope not. 130 or 1 dead it is a tragedy. The world is being rattled at this time. Let us look at our family, friends, neighbors and all those we work or socialize with. See them as real. See them as a hole in your life if they are taken. You can let them know you appreciate them without being sappy. Begin... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, May 30, 2011
THE ABC’S OF THANKSGIVING
A lthough things are not perfect B ecause of trial or pain C ontinue in thanksgiving D o not begin to blame E ven when the times are hard F ierce winds are bound to blow G od is forever able H old on to what you know I magine life without His love J oy would cease to be K eep thanking Him for all the things L ove imparts to thee M ove out of ‘Camp Complaining’ N o weapon that is known O n earth can yield the power P raise can do alone Q uit looking at the future R edeem the time at hand S tart... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, May 27, 2011
YES YOU ARE! YOU MEN ARE JUST HAPPY PEOPLE!
I am adding a littel more comic relief we still have too much stuff to worry about. Okay guys be good sports. ___________________________________ Men Are Just Happier People NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None... Sign in to see full entry.