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If you learn the name of this strange new comedian, write it down. He says, ”I have a working time machine at my house. It still needs some work. Right now, it only goes forward, at regular speed.” Another thing, he says some girl told him, “If you have any questions, I’m Kelly Johnson.” He says, “Wow I’ve never met anyone with a conditional existence, before!” He hypothesizes that “oranges” were named before “carrots.” This guy looks hilarious and talks weird, not the other way around! He has... Sign in to see full entry.