Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich. for Thursday, March 29, 2007

Do you think that dogs & cats can differentiate between dreams and real life? I watch Baby, barking and running in his sleep, and I’d bet a lot that when he wakes up, he believes that his dream just happened. Very small kids are sure that their dreams are true memories, and only after the grown-ups explain about dreams, do they even know that they exit. I’m sure that in his sleep world, Baby is the alpha male leader of the wolf pack that runs the elk to ground, kills him with one savage bite to... Sign in to see full entry.

A night or two ago I wrote a new aquaintance that the only way I thought people were going to click on my submissions would be I began with a trick title like, "The Pope's secret love children!" Or,'The Butterfly Position,' for FANTASTIC SEX!" Foutunately for us all, I would never stoop to such tactics! I have stayed in touch with my best friend with whom I attended school, many years ago. Recently while we talked about his health problems, I couldn’t resist reminding him that, “I did warn both... Sign in to see full entry.

Isn’t it nice when it’s Friday night? The whole weekend, spread out before me, a blank slate, with me holding a new piece of chalk. Damn! I dropped the chalk. Okay, the chalk’s a little shorter, but one end sorta has a point, now……………………What do you mean it’s Monday! That’s not funny. You’re serious! Oh no! It’s happened again! Lately I’ve been experiencing weekend long comas, and not the kind that result from being “over-served.” I plan to accomplish several important projects that have been... Sign in to see full entry.

Anna Nicole Smith had four possible fathers of her infant daughter, (so far) perhaps more. Her name has changed at least three times but I wonder if she ever did. Guess Jeans executives suggested that she become Anna Nicole. Her first choice, (Rosie Roundheeled Mattressburnback) was probably too long for their ads. What a circus this is, and will be for years to come. I have heard that we should each find out what we are good at, and stick to it. She really took this advice to heart didn’t she?... Sign in to see full entry.

About six weeks ago I learned that Anna Nicole Smith has died. Marilyn came through the door a minute later and I told her about it. She asked how she had died. I said, ”Too much air in her head. This means Donnie is also in danger!” Her head isn’t the only part of her body that seemed to be inflated. (T&A) Sell all your Trimspa stock, immediately, Dad! It is a snake-bit stock now. $423 million, an unknown father of her only surviving child (that I am engaged to marry) on her 18 th birthday,... Sign in to see full entry.