Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich. for Friday, March 30, 2007

If you learn the name of this strange new comedian, write it down. He says, ”I have a working time machine at my house. It still needs some work. Right now, it only goes forward, at regular speed.” Another thing, he says some girl told him, “If you have any questions, I’m Kelly Johnson.” He says, “Wow I’ve never met anyone with a conditional existence, before!” He hypothesizes that “oranges” were named before “carrots.” This guy looks hilarious and talks weird, not the other way around! He has... Sign in to see full entry.

Another recalled mail conversation with my sister: Terry, While I was recalling our meeting with the new pope, I remembered several similar meetings with the….. how shall I say this,(?) old, late, ex-pope. I used to call him “Big Pauly”. He would get red in the face and tell us, “Not ALL popes are Italian!” Not ALL Italians are Mafia! I’m Polish! My given name is Carol!” It was SO much fun! You probably had to be there, but I thought he was going to burst a blood vessel! Dolly would have to get... Sign in to see full entry.

I recently sent my sister an email that closely resembled this, as closely as I can recall: Terry, Your mail to me today, demonstrates the biggest problem we popular advisors run into everyday, misquotes and misinterpretation of what we said. You said that I was comparing myself with the Dahli Lama. If you take the time to re-read my mail to you, you’ll see that I was recounting a conversation between he and I, in which he was comparing himself with me. The pope experienced the same twisting of... Sign in to see full entry.

I’m sitting here wondering again, what it will feel like, after my upcoming stroke. Someone I know, even though it has been pointed out repeatedly, seems to always identify the driveway grooves as the target, the perfect alignment for parking. Of course, what was requested was that the ridges alongside the grooves be driven over, not!!!! in, to level the area, eliminating the grooves that eat cars in the spring. Will I be unaware that something that I do will always be the wrong thing, because... Sign in to see full entry.

A long time ago I tried to prod my siblings into sending me email by feeding them a straight line nobody could resist. I said that my parents had my younger brother Perry, so I could have a “whipping boy” to punish for my transgressions. No reply from him. Then I said that the other two kids were just replacements in case he died, or by-products, you know, unplanned. No reply. Are they really so dim that none of them wrote back,…….. say it with me, everyone, “They had us because they weren’t... Sign in to see full entry.