Outta my mind on a Wednesday
Everyone tells me, ”The early bird gets the worm”, while I’m thinking,” The mouse that slept in gets the cheese, and if I get up early, there had better be much tastier stuff for breakfast than worms!” or they say, “Hard work pays off in the end,” while I’m thinking, “Being lazy pays off right now!” I wonder why hookers don’t like to snuggle?” Why are they called ” blow jobs”? If something is bad, why do we say, “That really sucks! “, when even babies know that sucking is good? When someone... Sign in to see full entry.