Saturday, June 9, 2007HILLARY AND JAY BROKE UP I HEARAND JAY'S BEEN TALKING: "HILLARY CLINTON SAID THAT HER CHILDHOOD DREAM WAS TO BE AN OLYMPIC ATHLETE, BUT SHE WAS NOT ATHLETIC ENOUGH. SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO BE AN ASTRONAUT, BUT AT THE TIME THEY DIDN'T TAKE WOMEN. SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO GO INTO MEDICINE, BUT HOSPITALS MADE HER WOOZY. SHOULD SHE BE TELLING PEOPLE THIS STORY? I MEAN SHE'S BASICALLY SAYING SHE WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT BECAUSE SHE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE." --JAY LENO _______________________ "WELL, THE BIG STORY -- HILLARY CLINTON WILL... Sign in to see full entry.Friday, June 8, 2007CHANGING HISTORY IS DISHONORING THOSE WHO GAVE YOU YOURSWE NEED AN ENGRAVER TO ADD BACK THE MISSING WORDS? A MESSAGE FROM AN APPALLED OBSERVER: Today I went to visit the new World War II Memorial in Washington, DC I got an unexpected history lesson Because I'm a baby boomer, I was one of the youngest in the crowd. Most were the age of my parents, Veterans of "the greatest war," with their families. It was a beautiful day, and people were smiling and happy to be there. Hundreds of us milled around the memorial, reading the inspiring words of... Sign in to see full entry.Thursday, June 7, 2007ONE BANANA TWO BANANA THREESorry>>> seems I set off a few little bombs yesterday>>This is about you! A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas. He said the expression "going bananas" is from the effects of bananas on the brain. Read on: Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!! This is interesting. After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again. Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an... Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, June 6, 2007LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING GOD!JOHN LENNON: Some years before during his interview with an American Magazine, he said: "Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him" (1966)". Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times. TANCREDO NEVES: During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from... Sign in to see full entry.WHY WEAR YOUR WEDDING ON LEFT FOURTH FINGER?EVER WONDERED WHY WEDDING RINGS SHOULD BE ON YOUR FOURTH FINGER AND NO WHERE ELSE? Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger? There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese..... Thumb represents your Parents. Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings. Middle finger represents you. Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner. Last (Little) finger represents your children. Sign in to see full entry.Tuesday, June 5, 2007BLOGGERS DO MAKE A DIFFERENCE FOR ME! IT IS ALL BLUEA teacher in New York decided to honour each of her seniors in High School by telling them the difference each of them had made. She called each student to the front of the class, one at a time. First, she told each of them how they had made a difference to her and the class. Then she presented each of them with a blue ribbon, imprinted with gold letters, which read, "Who I Am Makes a Difference". Afterwards, the teacher decided to do a class project, to see what kind of impact recognition would... Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, June 3, 2007HERE THEY COME BUT WHERE ARE THEY FROM?Illegal Immigrants I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need go see Welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door." Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, Got plenty money, Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them 'come, fast as you can' They come in turbans and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks. They come here, we live... Sign in to see full entry.Friday, June 1, 2007DO YOU NEED TO GO TO THE LADIE'S ROOM NOW?To all The Ladies I know and a few gents ( to explain ):-) When you have to visit a public loo there is invariably a line of women, you smile politely and take your place. It finally gets to your turn, you check for feet under the cubicle doors. Every one is ccupied. But eventually a door opens and you dash in, knocking down the woman leaving the cubicle. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the... Sign in to see full entry.Thursday, May 31, 2007OPEN YOUR ARMS AND TAKE A NEW LOOK AT YOUR KIDSYou may have seen this. If not please read to the bottom. Thanks, A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the Worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a... Sign in to see full entry.Tuesday, May 29, 2007WE ALL NEED WASHING ONCE IN A WHILE!NEED WASHING?? A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Target. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of the Target. We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. I am always... Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, May 27, 2007WHAT WOULD MAKE A POSITIVE CHANGE IN THESE STATS? WILL YOU?World Challenge Missions Update by Gary Wilkerson World wide statistics 6,571,497,332 people now live on Earth 1,200,000,000 people live on 23 cents a day 2,000,000,000 people have no electricity 80 % of all people live in substandard housing 1,000,000,000 people are without safe drinking water Every.16 seconds someone dies of hunger 57,000,000 people died in 2006 10,500,000 of these were children less than five years old 14,000,000 children were orphaned because of HIV / AIDS 2,000,000 children... Sign in to see full entry.Friday, May 25, 2007Quick ~ Easy and GOOD1. Give God what's right -- not what's left. 2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope. 3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing. 4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone. 5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma--but never let him be the period. 6. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period. 7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift. 8. When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for... Sign in to see full entry.Thursday, May 24, 2007EVEN IF YOU KNOW THESE THEY ARE GOOD FOR YOUR SOULAuthor and lecturer, Leo Buscaglia, once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the child with a good heart and the most caring. The winner was: A four-year-old child, whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman, who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy just said,... Sign in to see full entry.Tuesday, May 22, 2007MALES AND FEMALES ARE DIFFERENT ON THE INSIDE TOOMale and female thoughts on things 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Fem ale... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT... Sign in to see full entry.Monday, May 21, 2007WHAT DO YOU THINK? OR IS IT WHAT YOU BELIEVE?I believe -. that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe -. that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. Remember that! I believe -. that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. Even if you think you can't. I believe -. that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest... Sign in to see full entry. |