JUNK WHERE I FIND IT-SOMEBODY'S OPINION

Saturday, March 10, 2007

THEY DON'T ALWAYS HEAR~THEY ALWAYS LOOK AT THIS LEVEL!

Some of you may not understand these; hang in there you will get them. When I was little they didn't like for me to have chocolate because it made me climb the walls or so my mom said. Now I eat it to get the energy to tie my shoes. You haven't a clue what that pink one had on it do you! Be happy! Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

DO YOU READ A BOOK A DAY....A SOLUTION IS WAITING

Subject: 18 Books You Can Read Today (All of them) The World's Shortest Books: FRENCH WAR HEROES by Jacque s Chirac ______________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore ________________________________________ MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Jane t Reno _________________________________________________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

WHO INSURES SUCH THINGS AS ALL OUR COVETED FREEDOMS?

It is the VETERAN, not the preacher, who has given us freedom of religion. It is the VETERAN, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the VETERAN, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the VETERAN, not the campus organizer, who has given us freedom to assemble. It is th! e VETERAN, not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial. It is the VETERAN, not the politician, Who has given us the right to vote. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 5, 2007

MEN ALWAYS COME TO OUR RESCUE!

A little old lady near my age or so stole a can of peaches from the grocery. She was caught (wouldn't you know it) taken before the Judge. The Judge asked, "Mam why did you steal the peaches?" To which she replied, "I was hungry, your Honor." "How many peaches were in the can, Mam?" "Six your Honor." "Well Mam I have to give you six days in jail." The judge raises the gavial to close the case and he sees a little old man in the back waving his arms and saying, "Hmmm, hmmm. Your Honor may I say... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 24, 2007

ANOTHER BIT OF NOTHING TO ADD A PROTECTIVE LAYER TO YOUR BRAIN

In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb". Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. Men can read smaller print... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

WHO IS DOING WHAT AND HOW MANY OF US ARE INVOLVED?

Subject: Fw: Most Recent Population Numbers > > >>> U.S. Pop. >>> The population of this country is 300 million. >>> 160 million are retired. >>> That leaves 140 million to do the work. >>> There are 85 million in school. >>> Which leaves 55 million to do the work. >>> Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. >>> Leaving 20 million to do the work. >>> 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama >>> Bin-Laden. >>> Which leaves 12.2 million to do the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

NOT JUNK THIS TIME~~THIS IS GOOD INFORMATION

Perhaps many of you already know this, some don't. One stolen identity is too much. It was sent to me. I did not check Snoops, makes no difference it is information all of us could use all over the world. > 1. Do not sign the back of your credit cards. Instead, put "PHOTO ID > REQUIRED." > 2. When you are writing checks to pay on your credit card accounts, DO NOT > put the complete account number on the "For" line. Instead, just put the > last four numbers. The credit card company knows the rest... Sign in to see full entry.

HAVE A CUP

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

ALERT: MAJOR RECALL

RECALL NOTICE!! The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. Some other... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 19, 2007

THIS OLD STUFF IS ABOUT GOD AND EXCUSES-NOT MUCH TO IT HUH?

What If God Used The Familiar Excuse? "I'm sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other saints right now. However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in the order it was received, so please stay on the line." If you would like to speak to: Gabriel Press 1 Michael Press 2 For a directory of other angels Press 3 If you'd like to hear Press 4 King David sing a Psalm while you are holding To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven, Press 5, enter his or her social... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

THE TOP 10 LANGUAGES SPOKEN IN THE WORLD

From the least to the most! 10. French -- Number of speakers: 129 million Often called the most romantic language in the world, French is spoken in tons of countries, including Belgium, Canada, Rwanda, Cameroon, and Haiti. Oh, and France too. We're actually very lucky that French is so popular, because without it, we might have been stuck with Dutch Toast, Dutch Fries, and Dutch kissing (ew!). To say "hello" in French, say "Bonjour" (bone-JOOR). 9. Malay — Indonesian Number of speakers: 159... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 16, 2007

WHAT ABOUT THE MONEY LEFT OVER?

This is not ment to be clever, cute or funny. Look at the truth of it. Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he... Sign in to see full entry.

MOTHERS ALWAYS QUESTION

A Mother's Question..... A mother asked President Bush, "Why did my son have to die in Iraq?" Another mother asked President Kennedy, "Why did my son have to die in Viet Nam?" Another mother asked President Truman, "Why did my son have to die in Korea? Another mother asked President F.D. Roosevelt, "Why did my son have to die at Iwo Jima?" Another mother asked President W. Wilson, "Why did my son have to die on the battlefield of France?" Yet another mother asked President Lincoln, "Why did my... Sign in to see full entry.

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