Sunday, July 22, 2007ANYBODY ON HERE THIS OLD?The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being old. I was taken aback, for I do not think of myself as old. Upon seeing my reaction, she was immediately embarrassed, but I explained that it was an interesting question, and I would ponder it, and let her know. Old Age, I decided, is a gift. I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And... Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, July 4, 2007FREEDOM IS WORTH ALL IT COSTSA HAPPY 4TH OF JULY AND BEYOND TO ALL OF YOU. I am taking a while out, not doing very well physically right now. Need a rest. i MISS YOU ALL! God bless all of you! Sign in to see full entry.Tuesday, July 3, 2007I MISS BILL CLINTON ~~ NO, NOT THAT MUCH!It doesn't matter what party you belong to -- this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers... Sign in to see full entry.Monday, July 2, 2007IT MAY BE SILLY~IT IS COMMON SENSE~~THAT IS ALWAYS THE BEST CHOICESmile ~~~ Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America? I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."... Sign in to see full entry.Saturday, June 30, 2007DO I SEE COMMON SENSE COMING OVER YON RIDGE?Amen to this! NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Aye from GA. This guy should run for President one day... "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and... Sign in to see full entry.Friday, June 29, 2007WORKING ON MY GROWTHChristian virtues & character: These are the attributes a Christian is to work toward. One will not have these in their time of immaturity. These are those things we hope to grow into. Choose some of these and see what you think of them if you aren't A Christian. If you are try some to refresh your goals. Abundant life John 10:10 Citizenship Romans 13:1-7 Titus 3:1 Cleanliness 2 Corinthians 7:1 Consecration Romans 12:1,2 Contentment Philippians 4:11-13 1 Timothy 6:6 Courage Psalm 27:14 Diligence... Sign in to see full entry.Monday, June 25, 2007~~~~~~~~TO MEET SUCH A MAN ~~~~~~~~I sat, with two friends, in the picture window of a quaint restaurant just off the corner of the town-square. The food and the company were both especially good that day. As we talked, my attention was drawn outside, across the street. There, walking into town, was a man who appeared to be carrying all his worldly goods on his back. He was carrying, a well-worn sign that read, "I will work for food." My heart sank. I brought him to the attention of my friends and noticed that others around us... Sign in to see full entry.Friday, June 22, 2007SMELL THAT COFFEEA group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. The conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain,plastic,glass, crystal, some plain-looking, some expensive, and some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the coffee. After all the students had a cup of coffee in... Sign in to see full entry.DON'T LET YOUTH AGE YOU!~50 IS YOUNG IF YOU DON'T PLAN ON DYING EARLY!This was sent to me and I have to share it with you. The person writing it must be all of 20 max. 50 year olds are not old. They are this side of these such events. Don't you let youth age you. TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK! I know the truth of this I am 71! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with... Sign in to see full entry.Thursday, June 21, 2007THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD GO I OR YOU!My mom only had one eye. I hated her... she was such an embarrassment. She cooked for students & teachers to support the family. There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to say hello to me. I was so embarrassed. How could she do this to me? I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out. The next day at school one of my classmates said, "EEEE, your mom only has one eye!" I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my mom to just disappear. I confronted her that day and... Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, June 20, 2007EVERYBODY GETS OLD~~IF YOU LIVE LONG ENOUGHA Gift..... The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being old. I was taken aback, for I do not think of myself as old. Upon seeing my reaction, he was immediately embarrassed, but I explained that it was an interesting question, and I would ponder it, and let him know. Growing Older, I decided, is a gift. I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body... The wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the... Sign in to see full entry.Tuesday, June 19, 2007SHOES IN CHURCHI showered and shaved............. I adjusted my tie. I got there and sat.............. In a pew just in time. Bowing my head in prayer......... As I closed my eyes. I saw the shoe of the man next to me..... Touching my own. I sighed. With plenty of room on either side...... I thought, 'Why must our soles touch?' It bothered me, his shoe touching mine... But it didn't bother him much. A prayer began: 'Our Father'............. I thought, 'This man with the shoes.. has no pride. They're dusty,... Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, June 17, 2007HAVE YOU DONE SOMETHING YOU NEED TO COVER UP?One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted... Sign in to see full entry.Tuesday, June 12, 2007Medical Savings May be in the PantryEliminate ear mites. All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil in your cat's ear...Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing. Kills fleas instantly...Dawn dish washing liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Good-bye fleas. Rainy day cure for dog odor..Next time your dog comes in from the rain,... Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, June 10, 2007YOU ARE ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPSSomeone sent me this and it made my day a little brighter. I hurt places I didn't have and awoke as tired as when I went to bed and still someone was glad I was alive. I want all you bloggers to know I am glad you chose to do this. You make someone's day often, you encourage others, you have problems and in sharing them cause others to be caring. So read what someone else said so much better than I would be able to do. All of you add to my life in some way, Justi Just because no one has been... Sign in to see full entry. |