http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Justi6997/These are things I find in various places, some fun, some good, some bad but it is what I pick up or is sent to me.hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Justi6997/617262Eliminate ear mites for pets. All it takes is a few drops of Wesson Corn Oil in your cat's or dog's ear.... massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing. Kills fleas instantly... Dawn Dish washing Liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Good-bye fleas. Rainy day cure for dog odour: Next time your dog...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Justi6997/617202D on't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close....http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Justi6997/616161Do you expect a Rabbits to get his papers published? So now how stupid is that or was that Tupid? 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Justi6997/615376This is my notice that this is not mine if my blog is not clear enough about this. These are usually emails that I find interesting or funny! Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say? Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. I just...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Justi6997/596725Have you read that in 2005 Pres Bush said that the loan Co's mainly Fannie and Freddie were getting to big and introduced a bill to regulate them before it was to late and 2 Senators voted against it and stopped,if not for them it would have passed and maybe this circus would have been avoided. HUMMMM The fed meaning Alan Greenspan was in agreement with Pres Bush. THE STIMULUS BILL Shortly after class, an economics student approaches his economics professor and says, "I don't understand this...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Justi6997/596610Have you ever been so busy you wanted to put on a new answering servoce message or automatic e mail responder. These may help. 1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all. 3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Justi6997/596095There are perks to aging. Well there should be it cost us all a ton in time, money and all those times we didn't get out way about things. 1. Kidnappers Are not very Interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation, You are likely to be Released first. 3. No one expects You to run -- Anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM And ask, 'Did I wake you?' 5. People no longer View you as a Hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left To learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now Won't wear out.. 8. You can eat...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Justi6997/594605Subject: An Islam Columnist on Jews By: Dr Farrukh Saleem.-MUSLIM The writer is an Islamabad-based freelance columnist Why are Jews so powerful?........ There are only 14 million Jews in the world; seven million in the Americas, five million in Asia, two million in Europe and 100,000 in Africa. For every single Jew in the world, there are 100 Muslims. Yet, Jews are more than a hundred times more powerful than all the Muslims put together. Ever wondered why? Jesus of Nazareth was Jewish....http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Justi6997/590486Coffee filters..who knew! And you can buy 1,000 at the Dollar Tree for almost nothing. COFFEE FILTERS: Not just for making coffee... 1. Cover bowls or dishes when cooking in the microwave. Coffee filters make excellent covers. 2. Clean windows and mirrors. Coffee filters are lint-free so they'll leave windows sparkling. 3. Protect China. Separate your good dishes by putting a coffee filter between each dish. 4. Filter broken cork from wine. If you break the cork when opening a wine bottle,...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Justi6997/584105Jesus is Better than Santa Santa lives at the North Pole. JESUS is everywhere. Santa rides in a sleigh JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water. Santa comes but once a year JESUS is an ever present help. Santa fills your stockings with goodies JESUS supplies all your needs. Santa comes down your chimney uninvited JESUS stands at your door and knocks.. and then enters your heart. You have to stand in line to see Santa JESUS is as close as the mention of His name. Santa lets you sit on...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Justi6997/581815A man, a real man stood in my kitchen peeling potatoes Only a month into this romance and the man chopped onions For almost thirty years I had made the whole meal alone I dared glance up from the stuffing I was stirring to look his way He stood tall, lean and confident, as he pondered oysters for the stuffing Today marks the twenty-fifth Thanksgiving from that day He has never missed helping with this meal since that one He seasons with sunlight, joy, love, kindness and a good appetite I have...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Justi6997/579344We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.' You might be a...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Justi6997/576835Tell me would you.................................. Go along 'for the ride' if an airline captain had 143 days of ground school...? Sail with ship commander with 143 days of school...? Go to a doctor with 143 days of med school....? Hire an attorney with 143 days of law school...? Go to a dentist with 143 days of dental school......???? Vote for a guy to be Commander In Chief of our Country with 143 days in the Senate...? After 143 days of work experience, Obama believes he is ready to be...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Justi6997/576662"If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it." You can't always get what you want.........But if you try sometime, you just might find you get what you need.......... A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. "There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work and learning from failure." "Character is doing the right thing when no one is watching " “Everyone has the power of greatness; not...