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Tuesday, January 26, 2016

JUST FOLLOW THE ARK PROJECT AND YOU WILL GET THERE STRAIGHTAWAY

Noah's Ark: Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark. ONE: Don't miss the boat. TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat! THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done. SIX: Build your future on high ground. SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs. EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 31, 2015

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.' The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change. Do... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 18, 2015

30 CRAZY NAME TOWNS IN ALABAMA

These 30 Alabama Towns Have Some Of The Most Bizarre Names Ever Posted on 15 May, 2015 | In Alabama Some of America’s most bizarre town names are found right here in Alabama. And behind most of these bizarre town names is even a more bizarre story of how the names came about. Let’s take a look at 30 of these Alabama towns. 1. Beehive, Alabama – Beehive was originally named for a bee yard located along Wire Road near the Macon County line. pixabay/PollyDot 2. Rainbow City, Alabama – Located in... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 22, 2014

THIS, THAT AND ANOTHER THING OR TWO

Glass takes one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be a recycled an infinite amount of times! Gold is the only metal that doesn't rust, even if it's buried in the ground for thousands of years. Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off. Zero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals.... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 28, 2014

WHY SCHOOL TEACHERS DRINK OR EVEN DRUG

Why Teachers DRINK The following questions were set in last year's GED examination These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds) Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. How is dew formed A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 12, 2014

New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!

Some experienced old man trying to tell it like it is if anybody is listening. I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35. For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

COINS LEFT ON TOMBSTO...

While visiting some cemeteries you may notice that headstones marking certain graves have coins on them, left by previous visitors to the grave. These coins have distinct meanings when left on the headstones of those who gave their life while serving in America's military, and these meanings vary depending on the denomination of coin. A coin left on a headstone or at the grave site is meant as a message to the deceased soldier's family that someone else has visited the grave to pay respect.... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 25, 2014

Babe you'r gonna get old.

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD, AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George Phillips, an elderly man, from Houtbay Cape Town, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

WHO KNOWS WHAT ABOUT WHOM?

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD 1) You Can't Count Your Hair. 2) You Can't Wash Your Eyes With Soap. 3) You Can't Breathe When Your Tongue Is Out. Put Your Tongue Back In Your Mouth, You Silly Person. Ten (10) Things I Know About You. 1) You Are Reading This. 2) You Are Human. 3) You Can't Say The Letter ''P'' Without Separating Your Lips. 4) You Just Attempted To Do It. 6) You Are Laughing At Yourself. 7) You Have A Smile On Your Face And You Skipped No. 5. 8) You Just Checked To See If There Is A... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 30, 2013

EDUCATION BY e mail... NOT THE SAME AS COLLEGE ON LINE!

, As we progress into 2013, I want to thank you all for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying a bout the bacteria on the lemon peel. I can't sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed. I have trouble shaking hands with someone... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

HE GAVE HIMSELF THE BLUES...

Real-life 'Blue Man' dies after heart attack, stroke 4 hours ago TODAY Paul Karason's skin turned blue after he used colloidal silver to treat a skin condition. The man who shot to Internet fame several years ago after appearing on TODAY to discuss a condition that permanently turned his skin a deep blue has died. Paul Karason was 62 when he passed away Monday in a Washington hospital, where he was admitted last week after suffering a heart attack. He also had pneumonia and later suffered a... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

I AM ALIVE

I AM THANKFUL: FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS. FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS. FOR THE TAXES I PAY BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED. FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS. FOR THE CLOTHES THAT... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

JAPAN KNOWS HOW TO AVOID CONSTANT STRESS

I NEVER KNEW THIS ABOUT JAPAN.... This has been checked by Snopes! It is true, Justi Have you ever read in the newspaper that a political leader or a prime minister from an Islamic nation has visited Japan? Have you ever come across news that the Ayatollah of Iran or the King of Saudi Arabia or even a Saudi Prince has visited Japan? Japan is a country keeping Islam at bay. Japan has put strict restrictions on Islam and ALL Muslims. The reasons are: 1) Japan is the only nation that does not give... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 13, 2013

WAS IT OR WAS IT NOT

I had amnesia once --- maybe twice I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? ******************** Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. ******************** All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy ******************** If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horse’s sidesaddle. ******************** What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? ******************** They told me I was gullible and I believed them.... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 7, 2013

ASK A CHILD IF YOU WANT A REAL UNBIASED OPINION

If you do not want to hear the truth do not ask.....Children! 1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? -You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports,and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 -No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?... Sign in to see full entry.

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