Sooner or later, it was gonna happen...
Madame LaD broke a very important rule: Do NOT eat the screen door! Yes, she got her busy little teeth into it, and the hole appeared so fast! I noticed almost as fast. This is not acceptible, holes in the screen door, especially holes big enough for her to get through, and into the house. So, I shot her. Pointblank, with a squirt gun. She leaped away, and started grooming away the wetness from her belly-fur.' A few moments later, she was dancing on the screen again, and I was there, squirter in... Sign in to see full entry.