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Saturday, May 2, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel! What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake! Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moo-vies! How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling! What do you call... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 1, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen… I can feel it. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day. Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap. Did you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 30, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and said: “Did you get my drift?” A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: “Sorry, we don’t serve food in here.” A jumplead walks into a bar. The barman says: “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.” I met a Dutch girl with inflatable... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 29, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

More jokes from comedians! My mother told me, you don’t have to put anything in your mouth you don’t want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards.” – Sarah Millican “My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.'” – Stewart Francis "What’s... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 28, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Jokes from comedians! "Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long if you’re fat.” – Joe Lycett "How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?…. none. They’re not really into that sort of thing. If it’s that dark, light a candle.” – Phil Cornwell “The first time I met my wife,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, April 26, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Why did the bee get married? He found his honey. Did you hear the rumor about the butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it! I’m really good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta What is the opposite of a croissant? A happy uncle. What does it make... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 23, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

A Few Math Jokes Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper? She’s definitely plotting something. Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common? Because they’ll never meet. Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula. Why are obtuse angles so depressed?... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 21, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. What lights... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, April 19, 2026

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES! What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A MOO-sician! Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? It’s making headlines! Why didn’t Elsa get a balloon? Because she’d LET IT GO! What do... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, April 18, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

What does a hummingbird do when it doesn’t know the lyrics to a song? It hums! How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? The cow is the udder one. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An ABS-dominal snowman! What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-GATOR! What do you... Sign in to see full entry.

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