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Sunday, December 14, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

~\ {}~\{{}~\{{€~\{}•○●■○●■□○●□■□○●□■~\|{}~\|{} My wife used to teach Sunday school to 7-year-olds, so in one of her classes, she asked the class, “Who wants to go to heaven”?Everyone raised their hand except this one cute little girl, so my wife asked her, “Why don’t you want to go to heaven?” The... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 13, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()( )() This notice was found in the morning newspaper: “Is anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter for 4 people? I’m still looking for two more adults to join me and my wife. We leave early Saturday morning from New York and will... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 12, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

?????????&&&&&&&%%%%%%%$$$$$$$????? What do biologists wear on Casual Friday? Genes to work ______________________________ Why couldn’t I get an appointment at the library for Friday? They were all booked up. ____________________________________ What’s the worst thing that can happen on a Friday?... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 11, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

What is the busiest day for a chiropractor? Throwback Thursday. __________________________ What is a classical musician’s favorite day of the week? Throw-Bach Thursday. ____________________________ If 40 is the new 30, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday? ________________________________ When does... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 10, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

+×÷=/+×÷=/+×÷=/+×÷=/+×÷=/+×÷=/+×÷=/+×÷=/ If Johnny buys seventeen doughnuts every Monday and eats twelve of them each Wednesday, what is Johnny left with at the end of the year? Diabetes I joined a Karate class and told the Sensei I wanted to learn how to do roundhouse kicks. He asked me how... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 9, 2025

You're Daily GROAN!

£¥₩♤♡◇♧○●□■£¥₩♤♡◇♧○●□■£¥₩♤♡◇♧○●□ Why were Taco Tuesdays introduced? Because they wanted to give us something to taco ’bout the whole week. Why shouldn’t you eat a kids meal on Tuesdays? You shouldn’t eat a kid’s meal on any day because their mother will get angry with you! How do you keep the dreams... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 8, 2025

Your Daily Groan!

@ #$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()!@! What’s the most depressing sound on Monday? Alarm clocks. How do cheeses greet each other on Monday mornings? Have a Gouda week. Why did the skeleton do such a poor job in school on Mondays? His heart wasn’t in it. Why did the magicians in class get the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 7, 2025

Your Daily Groan!

@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$% I went into a toy store to do some early Christmas shopping and asked the assistant, "Where are the Schwarzenegger dolls?" He said, "Aisle B, back." A woman is taken to court... The judge asks, "What were you charged for?" The women replied, "Doing my Christmas... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 6, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho ho ho. What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus. What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish. How much did Santa pay for... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 5, 2025

A Little Football Humor To Give You A T.G.I.F. Tickle!

○○○○○○○●●●●●●●●○○○○○○○●●●●●○○○○○●●●●● A man inherited over one billion dollars from a long-lost uncle who happened to be an oil baron. The man, thrilled at his good fortune, asked his young son what he wanted. He told his child that money was no object. The boy said he wanted a Mickey Mouse outfit.... Sign in to see full entry.

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