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Thursday, December 25, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

○●●●●●●●○●●●●●●●○○○○●●●●●○○○○●○●○●○●○●○○●○● What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claus-trophobia! What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice crispies. How... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 24, 2025

()()()() ()()()()() Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four doors, they’d be chicken sedans. What did the zebra say the first time he saw a piano? “Dad?” What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple! What do you call birds who stick together? Vel-crows. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 23, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Did you hear about the card game that got into a fight? They got into a serious shuffle. Why was the deck of cards punished? It was stacked against the others. Are you sure you're playing with a full deck? I saw 52 card puns in a row once. That's a lot to deal with. I was going to tell another joke,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 22, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Did you hear the one about the unstamped envelope? You wouldn't get it. What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp. What has more letters than the alphabet? A Post Office. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 21, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

@#@@@@@@@#$$$$$@@@@@%%%%%@@@ How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending! Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot! What is the difference between a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 20, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤ What do PHD students eat when they're hungry? Academia nuts. Why should you always knock before opening the fridge door? In case there's a salad dressing. Why couldn't the sesame seed stop talking? He was on a roll. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 19, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You could say being in quarantine with a deck of cards is like being in solitaire confinement! Pirates couldn't play cards because the captain was standing on the deck! Getting a deck of sticky playing cards makes it hard to deal with it! An insect with a pack of cards could be... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 18, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%%$%$%$%$%$% I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. I’m on a whiskey diet—I’ve lost three days already. I don’t trust tacos—they’re always a little shellfish. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 17, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph. Why is it always cold in December? Because it's Decembrrrrrr! How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house! What do you call a reindeer with three eyes? A "Reiiindeer"! What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes (or Ice... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 16, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Who won the neck decorating contest? It was a tie. Where do rainbows go when they've been bad? To prism, so they have time to reflect on what they've done. Dogs can't operate MRI machines. But catscan. I'm so upset—my barber said he can't cut my hair any longer. He can only cut it shorter. What do... Sign in to see full entry.

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