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Saturday, December 27, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

*&^*&^*&^*&^*&^*&^*&^>&^*&^*&^*&^*&^*&^*&^*&^ Did you hear about bat that almost crashed into the man’s face? He did not bat an eye lid. Did you hear about the scientist that wanted to synthesize a flying rodent? It was a bat idea. Why are most softball games played at night? Because the bats sleep... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 26, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

@#$@$#@$#@####%%^^&&&&@#%%^&&@# What do New Year’s Day parades have in common with Santa Claus? No one is awake to see either of them. What is a New Year’s resolution? Something that goes in one year and out the other. What did the little champagne bottle call his father? Pop! What do you call... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 25, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

○●●●●●●●○●●●●●●●○○○○●●●●●○○○○●○●○●○●○●○○●○● What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claus-trophobia! What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice crispies. How... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 24, 2025

()()()() ()()()()() Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four doors, they’d be chicken sedans. What did the zebra say the first time he saw a piano? “Dad?” What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple! What do you call birds who stick together? Vel-crows. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 23, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Did you hear about the card game that got into a fight? They got into a serious shuffle. Why was the deck of cards punished? It was stacked against the others. Are you sure you're playing with a full deck? I saw 52 card puns in a row once. That's a lot to deal with. I was going to tell another joke,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 22, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Did you hear the one about the unstamped envelope? You wouldn't get it. What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp. What has more letters than the alphabet? A Post Office. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 21, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

@#@@@@@@@#$$$$$@@@@@%%%%%@@@ How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending! Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot! What is the difference between a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 20, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤ What do PHD students eat when they're hungry? Academia nuts. Why should you always knock before opening the fridge door? In case there's a salad dressing. Why couldn't the sesame seed stop talking? He was on a roll. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 19, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You could say being in quarantine with a deck of cards is like being in solitaire confinement! Pirates couldn't play cards because the captain was standing on the deck! Getting a deck of sticky playing cards makes it hard to deal with it! An insect with a pack of cards could be... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 18, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%%$%$%$%$%$% I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. I’m on a whiskey diet—I’ve lost three days already. I don’t trust tacos—they’re always a little shellfish. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great... Sign in to see full entry.

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