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Saturday, November 22, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan! LOL!

************************************************************************************************ I don't recommend entering a wormhole. You might get stuck in the apple. The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when I was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, “Fine, suit... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, November 21, 2025

Today's Groaner!

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ My friend’s in prison for flashing; he says he can’t bare it anymore. I said to my friend, “Let’s take turns naming American vice-presidents, Al Gore first.” My friend’s selling a load of broken yo-yos, no strings attached. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, November 20, 2025

Daily Groan!

======================================== What did the shovel say to the sand? "I really dig you!" What are the least expensive type of teeth? Buck teeth. What would happen if you threw all the books in the ocean? It would cause a title wave. Source: Cheryl's Cookies Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 19, 2025

Groaner of the Day!

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sam's Believe It Or Not! So There Ripley's! Lol

Hot water actually freezes faster than cold water due to something called the Mpemba effect. About ⅕ of the world's oxygen is produced by the Amazon rainforest. You have roughly the same number of bacteria cells in your body as you do human cells. About two thousand rainstorms occur on Earth every... Sign in to see full entry.

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Groaner of the Day!

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, November 18, 2025

A Bit Of Office Humor!

My boss asked me how good I was at making spreadsheets. I told him I Excel at it. Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat. What do computers like to eat? Chips. Where will you find Friday before Thursday? A dictionary. Source: Goodhousekeeping Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Mechanically Speaking... Automation Has Its Quirks, too!

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Monday, May 8, 2017

The Treat For The Teacher Has Certainly Changed!

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Sunday, May 7, 2017

A Blatant Way of Telling Your Spouse It's Over! LOL!

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