Old News (The Unbearable Lightness Of Blogging)

Soooo, I spent the morning trying to think of something "positive" to write about my family. Sadly, however, I was unable to come up with anything. Therefore, I pretty much just sat around and watched the History Channel instead. ~ I don't know about you, but I could have never survived living in... Sign in to see full entry.

Excerpt from a conversation between my mother and me: ME: So, you're not going to talk to me anymore? HER: Why would you care? Are you running low on material? ME: What are you mad at me for?! HER: I'm just disappointed that you feel the need to trash your family to get attention. ME: How am I... Sign in to see full entry.

Okay, today's post is going to be briefly delayed (until sometime later tonight) due to a tragic unforeseen circumstance. You see, completely out of the blue, my mother just suddenly decided to take the day off from work. (Without even consulting me at all!) Now, normally, this (rather unpleasant )... Sign in to see full entry.

What could possibly possess a seemingly normal-looking young woman to just come walking into church, dressed head-to-toe in bubble wrap, and encourage all the other parishioners to " Feel free to pop away... because it's what Jesus would have done. "? That's probably the one question I was asked the... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo... Anyways... My Most Treasured Childhood Memory http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LifeBlog/358146 Sign in to see full entry.

Why are guys so obsessed with the notion of lesbianism that they will latch on to even the slightest suggestion of "girl-on-girl action"? I'll give you an example. One time, my boyfriend actually wanted me to videotape my sleepover party "just in case anything happens". Needless to say, I was... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, my cat, who is pretty annoying to begin with, has really taken it to a whole other level. You see, he has developed this peculiar fascination with running water. Now, he himself doesn't like to get wet. Yet, he seems to really enjoy watching others do so. (Yeah, I don't understand it,... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, as some of you may recall, my brother recently played a very cruel and mean-spirited prank on me... for which, I vowed revenge. Well, guess what? I've finally figured out the perfect payback. I'm going to fill a big balloon with pig's blood, and then drop it on his head from somewhere up... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, we (my mother, my brother, myself) go to my new neighbors' house for dinner on Saturday night... despite my objections. As I mentioned previously, I felt very strongly that we should decline the offer (fearing it was some sort of a trick). And no, it's not just because they are... Sign in to see full entry.

You know, I think the two things this house really needs are a maid, and a gigantic specimen jar (large enough to fit a person inside). We need the maid because she would clean the house, wash the dishes, cook the meals, etc. Plus, I could borrow her outfit for Halloween. Meanwhile, I think the need... Sign in to see full entry.