https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LifeBlog/Just like "The Diary of Anne Frank" ... only more upbeat!hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LifeBlog/494129Soooo, we were out hiking in the woods today, when we came across a sign which read, "ARCHERY HUNT IN PROGRESS". And then a thought occurred to me. After all this time, how come deer still haven't evolved bright orange fur? Think about it.https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LifeBlog/493844If someone ever offers you something that seems too good to be true, it probably is. But go ahead and take it, anyway. Just in case. I mean, what's the worst that could happen? And you might end up with something really good!https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LifeBlog/493585Soooo, I'm at the library today, attempting to fight a couple completely outrageous "overdue book charges". It isn't about the money (75 cents), it's the principle of the thing. Those charges are bogus, and they know it! I never received any "notifications via email"! Anyways, I'm standing there,...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LifeBlog/493419Soooo, I had to change my email address again. You see, several weeks ago, I started getting these creepy emails in the middle of the night. And when I open them, all they "say" is: * breathing heavily * I swear, it's, like, totally freaking me out!https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LifeBlog/493113It sucks. Don't watch it. P.S. I'll be able to elaborate further after the first episode airs tonight.https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LifeBlog/492528During breakfast this morning, I was really upset because Pavel stole the last of the blueberry waffles. So I started crying. And then my mother accused me of being "childish". But you see, in reality, it was actually she who was the childish one... because I'm rubber, and she's glue.https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LifeBlog/492373I think I'm starting to become a little obsessed with my ex-boyfriend, James. Although not in a creepy, stalker-type way or anything. It's just that we keep running into each other everywhere. Like the other day, for instance, he was coming home from a date just at the exact time I happened to be...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LifeBlog/492221Now, I'm not saying I actually spotted him today, or anything. However, hypothetically speaking, do you think it's at all possible that Sasquatch could have (somehow) migrated to New York City? And if so, would he be likely to eat at Arby's?https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LifeBlog/491837Soooo, anyways, I received some really bad news in the mail today. Sadly, it seems little Timmy has taken a turn for the worse. Apparently, he tried to strangle the dog. Therefore, it looks like he may have to be sent away to a "facility" where he can receive the "special care" he so desperately...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LifeBlog/491549Soooo, I learned a valuable lesson last Friday afternoon. If you're going to cut school and fake your own death... DON'T post about it in your blog beforehand. In fact, technically speaking, I'm still on punishment. However, at least I've finally regained my "phone and internet privileges". Oh,...