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Is he trying to modernise Christianity?
posted by
adventurer02
on September 19, 2015 at 12:33 AM
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No, I'm not, Factor ...
And yes, religious posts are rather tedious.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 22, 2006 at 12:46 PM
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You aren't going to include some obscure
Bible quotes that prove that Christ would have popped the bubbles are you? Religious posts can be SO boring...
posted by
FactorFiction
on August 22, 2006 at 11:41 AM
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ShutterCat, it would have been disrespectful to take photos in a house of worship!
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 22, 2006 at 6:13 AM
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That's interesting, Thor Jasmine ...
I would like to see that, actually.
There is a statue at the Grounds for Sculpture (in NJ) depicting a grim-faced man struggling to carry a pair of massive balls.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 22, 2006 at 6:12 AM
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It did, and it didn't, penguin.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 22, 2006 at 6:08 AM
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I guess it just takes some getting used to, Moon.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 22, 2006 at 6:08 AM
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He's much less uptight than some people might have you believe, bandana.
P.S. Nuthin' much.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 22, 2006 at 6:07 AM
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That might have played some (very small) role in it, TAPS-.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 22, 2006 at 6:03 AM
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Thank you, markng ...
I really appreciate your
selfless generosity.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 22, 2006 at 6:02 AM
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I'll have to remember that, Ann ...
Just as soon as I find a new church.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 22, 2006 at 6:01 AM
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Thanks for the info, Troosha ...
And, hopefully, the visualization isn't
too scary.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 22, 2006 at 6:00 AM
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Um, and so the pictures got deleted off your camera?
Sounds like a Jay and Silent Bob gag.
posted by
AlienInsomniac
on August 22, 2006 at 1:58 AM
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From popping bubbles to King King's balls life's
a big circle i guess.
I had to write about your comment on Rckymtn's posting recently concerning the worst thing about having King Kong walk down your street--the kids seeing his balls. There is a real-life equivalent in northern CA in redwood country. There is a tourist attraction with Paul Bunyan (no,not HIS balls, LOL) and his trusty companion (or should I say lusty companion) Babe the Blue Ox. He is anatomically correct and he hasn't been gettin much lately--sportin those big ole blue balls. Somewhere I have a picture of me hanging from them--painful for him, funny for me, highly questionable behavior to everyone else around. King Kong, beware, you may have met your match in Babe.
Oh, and BTW, I'd be poppin' those bubbles, but why would she wear 'em, gotta be Streaking in Tongues, so to speak....
posted by
Thor_Jasmine
on August 21, 2006 at 11:18 PM
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did that actually happen?...haha....i would have popped her
bubble wrap without hesitation...cause that's what Jesus would of done in a good humor.
posted by
penguinrock26
on August 21, 2006 at 9:25 PM
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Sorry Madem…..somehow I missed that - although I have been here several times since….it is to match my personality, looks and intentions, of course. MoonSpirit 
posted by
syzygy
on August 21, 2006 at 7:06 PM
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I think Ann is on to something. This could turn into a profitable
situation! LMAO
posted by
Afzal_Sunny7
on August 21, 2006 at 6:59 PM
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Jesus would have popped away the bubble wrap?
he's naughtier than I ever imagined... jesus....
p.s. what's up? 
posted by
bandanafish
on August 21, 2006 at 6:56 PM
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Mademoiselle, perhaps a touch of exhibitionism?
posted by
TAPS.
on August 21, 2006 at 6:21 PM
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don't worry Madem
if the church turns you away you're always welcome at my place.
posted by
markng
on August 21, 2006 at 5:16 PM
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There should have been a collection can. Donate 1 and get 1 pop. You could empty wallets and purses. Lol.
(A)
posted by
A-and-B
on August 21, 2006 at 2:39 PM
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The scary part is I can almost visualize you in the bubble wrap
and to answer your question....
Some info on Krishnamurti
posted by
Troosha
on August 21, 2006 at 1:47 PM
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And yet, Strat, amazingly enough, I was actually asked to leave the premises immediately.
Shows how backward their thinking is.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 21, 2006 at 12:48 PM
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I hope you took the time to make your own, fourcats ...
rather than just borrow her's ... because that would be awfully unsanitary.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 21, 2006 at 12:46 PM
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Really, Aaron?
I'm surprised they even had bubble wrap back then.
Meanwhile, I actually have a perfectly logical explanation for my behavior ... so, like, get bent.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 21, 2006 at 12:44 PM
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P.S.
What's with the creepy font, btw?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 21, 2006 at 12:41 PM
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Not really, Moon ... of course, in my life, there'd be nothing too unusual about something unusual occurring.
In fact, the only unusual thing would be for nothing unusual to happen.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 21, 2006 at 12:41 PM
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bandanafish:
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posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 21, 2006 at 12:38 PM
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Of course that's exactly what Jesus would have done!
I think that sort of evangelism might, in fact, save the church.
posted by
strat
on August 21, 2006 at 11:33 AM
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when i worked at a local night club here in vancouver, a lithe lass came in
one night wearing nothing but extensively wrapped saran wrap, tube top and skirt. talk about commanding attention! i've worn a lot of crazy things in public but i wouldn't go quite so far as that. i did, however, use the outfit while entertaining a gentleman friend in my home once, had a condom tucked under the wrap near my hip. he very much enjoyed unwrapping me. just call me fresh!
posted by
fourcats
on August 21, 2006 at 9:32 AM
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I recall hearing about a manual for housewives
written in the '50s, that gave all kinds of advice on keeping their husbands happy and so on. One of the things it suggested for "spicing up the marriage" was to answer the door when her husband gets home wearing nothing but bubble wrap.
Going to church that way, however, is more than a little strange.
posted by
AaronB
on August 21, 2006 at 9:31 AM
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Mademoiselle, it’s not just your posts that are starting to get a little strange; ahem, uh, er, well, have you noticed any unusual activities (and/or people) in your life? MoonSpirit
posted by
syzygy
on August 21, 2006 at 7:28 AM
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I know you will talk to me. haha. eh.. right?
posted by
bandanafish
on August 21, 2006 at 7:23 AM
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I'm so not speaking to you.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 21, 2006 at 7:20 AM
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{are you still on? don't go yet.}
posted by
bandanafish
on August 21, 2006 at 7:04 AM
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Glad you enjoyed it, SunnyBeach.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 21, 2006 at 6:56 AM
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You'll appreciate this, Moon:
My mother called me, and told me my posts are "starting to get a little strange."
I think she'll really like my next one, though.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 21, 2006 at 6:56 AM
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You need serious help, Rcky ...
Which reminds me, although putting bubble wrap in the microwave may seem like a good idea ... it's not.
Trust me.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 21, 2006 at 6:53 AM
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Hahahahahaha....Too Funny!
posted by
Afzal_Sunny7
on August 21, 2006 at 6:45 AM
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Ahhhhhhh….the long awaited answer to the WWJD query; I never would have guessed. MoonSpirit
posted by
syzygy
on August 21, 2006 at 6:43 AM
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Madame, where I used to work when we would get a shipment that contained
bubble wrap they had to hide it from me or I would be popping it until it was done. I used to even put in under my chair and roll over it. Sick I tell you, sick!
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on August 21, 2006 at 6:42 AM
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I love it, too, Rcky ..
Sadly, though, perhaps a little too much.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 21, 2006 at 6:38 AM
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Hahaha Madame....I love bubble wrap! LOL Please tell me that wasn't you?
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on August 21, 2006 at 6:35 AM
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Oh, wait ...
I did.
Nevermind.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 21, 2006 at 6:27 AM
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It happens to the best of us, markng.
Besides, who said it was?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 21, 2006 at 6:26 AM
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sorry, missed the fact that it was you.
posted by
markng
on August 21, 2006 at 6:25 AM
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Perhaps not, Steeler fan ...
Although, this one does sort of tie in to my therapist's return from her vacation ... which I'll be discussing shortly.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 21, 2006 at 5:51 AM
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Mademoiselle, you seem to suprise me daily....but....
I guess we will never know if you actually did it or not...huh...LOL
posted by
steeler_fan
on August 21, 2006 at 5:42 AM
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No, I had underwear on, markng.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 21, 2006 at 5:20 AM
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A + B:
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 21, 2006 at 5:18 AM
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Exactly, Mason.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 21, 2006 at 5:18 AM
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was she naked underneath?
This reminds me of that scene in "Dude, where's my car" about that nerdy space cult where they wear bubble wrap as space jump suits. :)
posted by
markng
on August 21, 2006 at 4:58 AM
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posted by
A-and-B
on August 21, 2006 at 4:44 AM
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..oh, dear friends.. it's so obvious.. and beauttiful... just do it
with unconditional love ( and with a condom of course)..... we will all feel sooo much better....
posted by
MasonGarrett
on August 21, 2006 at 1:59 AM
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Yes, fiona, I don't get it either.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 21, 2006 at 1:06 AM
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Hi M - could never think what would persuade someone to do that
posted by
fionajean
on August 21, 2006 at 12:54 AM
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P.S.
Actually, I guess that wasn't very much of a hint.
Sorry.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 21, 2006 at 12:33 AM
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Explanatory post forthcoming, Tanga ...
I'll give you a hint, though:
you'll never guess the motivation.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 21, 2006 at 12:31 AM
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What a fascinating
picture and scenario you have placed in my head. So what is your answer to the question?
posted by
Tanga
on August 21, 2006 at 12:29 AM
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