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Monday, October 16, 2006

Things Take A Sudden And Unexpected Turn For The Worse

Sadly, it appears things have taken a sudden and unexpected turn for the worse (hence the title of this post). And by "things", I mean things between my mother and I. It all began when she dragged me to the zoo on Saturday. This despite my fervid objections, because it was quite cold out (and keep... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

My Shocking Return To Blogit!

Soooo, I've finally received medical clearance to resume blogging. (Although at a much less "strenuous" pace.) Therefore, I shall return later tonight with the first in a series of rather disturbing posts... each more disturbing than the last. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 9, 2006

The More Things Change ...

A great many things have changed in my life over the past month. And yet, curiously enough, a few things remain very much the same.......... Oh, I don't really have a point. I just thought it was kinda ironic, that's all. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

My (Most Recent) Medical Emergency

Soooo, I just got back from the doctor's office... which is where I'd been since early this morning. It all began yesterday, actually, when I was doing homework, and suddenly woke up, feeling violently ill. Apparently, I must have eaten some bad clams at lunch. You see, I went with Noelle, Manon,... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Complications Have Arose

Soooo, around four in the afternoon, the plumbers finally leave the house. Things appear to have gone seamlessly, and without a hitch. I'm quite proud of myself for the way I handled the whole situation, actually. I feel so "adult". Then, my mother comes home. HER: Did the plumbers finish up yet?... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Manic Monday

Soooo, the contractors are coming out to the house this morning to "fix" the plumbing... yet again. Thus, I selflessly volunteered to be here when they came, even though, sadly, it meant taking the day off from school. You see, my mother has an "important meeting" today. And, clearly, Pavel is too... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Today's NFL Games

Okay, I shall be brief today, because I need to go buy more crickets before the games start. (Point spread in parentheses; home team in CAPS.) RAVENS (-12.5) over the Raiders Now, at first blush, this might seem like a lot of points to give up... however, keep in mind, Oakland may be the worst team... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Home For The "Holidays" (?!)

Soooo, I'm back home for the weekend. And, not a moment too soon! I just can't get comfortable at my aunt's house. It's like staying in the Ritz-Carlton, or something. I'm not used to using silverware, and eating off of actual plates. At any rate, I rode the midnight train back to Philadelphia. The... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 15, 2006

What To Do In Case Of An Emergency

Soooo, in school today, Manon and I are discussing what we would do if a crazed gunman ever came running into the cafeteria, and opened fire. You know, whether we should attempt to escape (though I really can't run in these shoes), or simply lay down on the ground, and pretend to be dead. Now, Manon... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Highlights From My Latest Therapy Session

I bet the hardest thing to convince a mental patient, is that he isn't just "crazy like a fox ". My therapist loved that joke! (She actually laughed so hard, she snorted.) Although, she did say she is a little concerned that I am constantly "doing material", rather than "being honest and open".... Sign in to see full entry.

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