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Sounds kinda elaborate/complicated, fourcats.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 18, 2006 at 5:21 AM
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perhaps you could put small, loosly tied bags of paint in his pockets
so that it stains his clothes and legs when he puts his pants on.
posted by
fourcats
on August 17, 2006 at 10:43 PM
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Hey, Munchkin!
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 17, 2006 at 4:47 AM
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Of course, then he'd murder me, Blanche ...
Or, at least, maybe, give me a wedgie.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 17, 2006 at 4:45 AM
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No, Corbin, the gnome will not be sacrificed ... even in the name of revenge.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 17, 2006 at 4:44 AM
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Pavel's room (and, particularly, his bed) is gross, markng ...
I'd rather not go in there. Plus, I want the blood to go directly onto him.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 17, 2006 at 4:43 AM
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I'm not good with those sorts of things, though, Ben ...
It would probably just end up crashing into a tree.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 17, 2006 at 4:41 AM
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That's not bad, Talion ... also, a lot less expensive than renting a blimp.
Thank you so much!
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 17, 2006 at 4:40 AM
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Hey pretty, just want to make sure you
remember to wash your *cough* underAhm.
posted by
bandanafish
on August 16, 2006 at 7:48 PM
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Mademoiselle, you could always give him a purple nurple.
It seems fitting somehow.
posted by
Blanche.
on August 16, 2006 at 7:02 PM
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And use the head of the gnome!!!
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on August 16, 2006 at 6:32 PM
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how about putting the blood in his bed?
posted by
markng
on August 16, 2006 at 6:15 PM
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How about the prank being delivered by a remote controlled device like a toy airplane?
Congrats. You have the double trophy. Thanks for playing.
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on August 16, 2006 at 2:43 PM
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The pig blood thing is a tad elaborate. How about something easier to pull off. He's on the basketball team, isn't he? You may have to wait a little while until he starts practicing, but there's plenty of opportunities for public humiliation in front of his team mates. The old faithful itching powder on his jock strap is a classic. Spike his shampoo with perfume, the sweeter and girlier the better. Something along those lines. Chances are you won't be there to savor the moment, but if his team mates in the macho arena of high school sports witness it, he'll pay for it far longer.
posted by
Talion
on August 16, 2006 at 2:17 PM
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To whom it may concern:
I apologize for the lack of "serious blogging" by me today ... there was a bit of an emergency here, which has kept me offline for much of the day.
I promise to rectify the "reciprocation situation" a little later tonight.
Thank you for your patience.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2006 at 2:07 PM
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That's not a bad idea there, doll face ...
Although, in this area, the primary stinging insects are winged (such as hornets, yellowjackets or mud wasps). We don't really live in fire ant country.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2006 at 2:04 PM
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I think it'd be better if you substituted pig blood with live ants, better yet, fire ants.
By the corner down the street, I took all of your time, to hear you cry.
posted by
bandanafish
on August 16, 2006 at 1:52 PM
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Another advantage to using a blimp, Penguin, is that ...
after I dropped the balloon, I could just sail away to some far off land ... where Pavel would never, ever be able to track me down.
However, the problem is, blimps are (apparently) a little more difficult to procure than I had hoped.
Oh, well ... back to the old drawing board!
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2006 at 1:21 PM
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I'm thinking that you will have to do it from a blimp...
if you did it from a window he might know you are there, and when he sees the blood assumes it is your blood and rejoices like i'm assuming he would do, considering how much you 2 LOVE each other. lol.
This is a VERY mature and civilized way to do it.
posted by
penguinrock26
on August 16, 2006 at 12:13 PM
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posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2006 at 6:16 AM
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posted by
FactorFiction
on August 16, 2006 at 6:11 AM
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But isn't Shamu dead, Strat?
Or, I might be thinking of "Free Willy".
Killer Whales are my all-time favorite carnivorous sea mammals, btw.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2006 at 6:08 AM
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Your local grocer's meat department should be able to help
with the blood, and maybe even with the blimp.
If not, you may have to score him tickets to the superbowl, then hitch a ride with Shamu and do the deed there.
posted by
strat
on August 16, 2006 at 6:02 AM
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Nah, I was just joking, Corbin ...
It's a reference to an episode of ATHF.
I've seen "Carrie" several times, actually. In fact, I own a copy.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2006 at 5:56 AM
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I wasn't saying that at all........
It was a good idea back then....and it would be a good idea now.
I hope I didn't offend you......it was not my intent....
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on August 16, 2006 at 5:42 AM
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I heard it was pretty good, though ...
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2006 at 5:39 AM
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My idea is not at all like in that movie, Corbin ... which I've never even seen ... so, how could I copy it?
I'm not getting sued.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2006 at 5:38 AM
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Wouldn't it be more effective......
if you wait until he at his Prom???
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on August 16, 2006 at 5:29 AM
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Yes, Ben, and if it gets too warm ... it might spoil.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 16, 2006 at 5:14 AM
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Your headline; I think I've got it. Frozen plasma is gel like and won't splatter.
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on August 16, 2006 at 2:13 AM
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Um, I meant:
"Sudoku?"
I guess I'm a little tired, too.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 15, 2006 at 10:52 PM
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Don't let the bedbugs bite ...
P.S. Soduko?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 15, 2006 at 10:51 PM
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Good night. I'm in such a good spirit today, I'm actually tired. I'll help you with your logic tomorrow (seeing I'm really good at the game, Sudoku.)
I'll slip, get up, and catch it again and again.
from the morning, your words orbit around my room.
posted by
bandanafish
on August 15, 2006 at 10:34 PM
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You mean, like, when I'm actually awake, Whacky?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 15, 2006 at 9:39 PM
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You might want to re-think the whole deal...Maybe in the light of day?
posted by
Whacky
on August 15, 2006 at 9:32 PM
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