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Thursday, October 25, 2012

Create your own rules when you don't want to follow those already made

We do not advise following any of the below driving rules to any extent. Driving should be taken seriously at all times. The below jokes are simply here for entertainment purposes. When using a metered entrance ramp, vehicles in the carpool lane do not need to stop. Similarly, vehicles NOT in the... Sign in to see full entry.

Well he is stubborn!

A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim." The crowd made way for him.... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

3 jokes for the morning

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo-of handcuffs. A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He... Sign in to see full entry.

A man died...

A man died and went to heaven joke: Man died n went to heaven, stood in front of St Peter. Saw huge wall of clocks behind him. The man asked what all the clocks were. St Peter explained, "These are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie clock. Everytime a person lies the clock hands move. "Oh,"... Sign in to see full entry.

Who says animals have no taste!

Stay over one night A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two twin beds. They were welcome to it, but one of them had to sleep in... Sign in to see full entry.

Bad Motel and Rooster

You're at a Bad Motel Top Signs You're At A Bad Motel The "complimentary" paper tells you that President Kennedy has died. The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it. The "magic fingers vibration" is supplied by giving a quarter to the town epileptic. There is still some stuff... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Talking on a plane The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual event that took place during a flight. As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system. "Coming up... Sign in to see full entry.

Some Travel Humor

Angry drivers meet In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet. As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of them wants to reverse. They angrily look one at the other. Finally, one of them picks up a newspaper and starts reading. The other one politely asks, "When you've... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 19, 2012

A few jokes for weekend

Not sure how much I will be on the next few days....but off to DC after an all day meeting and then driving back next week...Have a wonderful weekend everyone....here's a few jokes to hold you over while I am gone...enjoy A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a... Sign in to see full entry.

MENSA or MUNSA?

Have you an unusual Intelligence? Do you find you lose interest in supposedly "Interesting movies"? It could be that you're one of the 5% of the population that has the mental capacity of a steaming turd! If so, you may want to join MUNSA - Mentally Unemployed and Noticeably Stupid Association. Try... Sign in to see full entry.

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