Friday, August 22, 2025
Why don't single women fart? Because They don't get an azzhole until they are married! Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, August 12, 2025
Woody Harrelson
When God created woman He gave her three breasts. When the middle one kept getting in the way he performed surgery. She held the useless boob in her hand and asked What do I do with this? God took and created man. Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, August 11, 2025
jOKE FROM FB
If girls with big breasts Work at Hooters Where do one legged women work? IHOP Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, August 7, 2025
Norm McDonald joke
A man looks in the mirror He tells his wife "Honey, when I look in the mirror all I see is a fat old man. I need you to give me a compliment." She replies, "Well, your eyesight is damn near perfect." Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, July 30, 2025
From FB
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Thursday, July 17, 2025
FB joke
I was at a party A guy said to me that if women ran the world there would be no war. Like yeah right I'm sure no one would start a war over something stupid Hi, this is England. Why are we being invaded? I think you know why. I saw how you were looking at France! Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, July 15, 2025
Joke on FB
A man goes to confession Father, I keep hearing a voice tell me what to do. Amy I possessed? No son, you're married. Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, July 12, 2025
From FB
A female is designed by God to receive And whatever she receives she incubates and multiplies and gives back to the man She will never give you back what you gave her You give her sperm, you get back a baby You give her a house, you get a home You give her groceries, you get a meal You give her... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, July 9, 2025
From FB
The best part of having a husband You can tell him any secret He will not tell a living soul Because he wasn't listening to you in the first place Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, July 5, 2025
From FB
My wife dressed up as a policewoman Last night. She said "I'm arresting you for being good in bed." After two minutes She dropped the charges due to lack of evidence. Sign in to see full entry.