https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Annicita6531/humorous tales from my life and jokes that I think will make you laughhourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Annicita6531/997310I was pulled over for speeding. The officer walked up holding his ticket book. I smiled and asked, "Let me guess, you're selling tickets to the annual highway patrol ball? The officer responded, "Highway patrol officers don't have balls." There was a long silence. The officer closed his book and...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Annicita6531/997138A man goes to church one day to sing and give praise to God. When he returns home he lifts his wife up then let her down after sometime. The wife with all smiles and blushes says to him, "You really show that you love me today; you should go to church more often." She then continues to ask, "What...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Annicita6531/997030When we get old we are not working crossword puzzles. Oh no we are clicking our life alert buttons to see how many hot firefighters show up. I hope they all show up. I'll press it right now.https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Annicita6531/997000Why are single women skinny and married women fat? Single women come home see what is in fridge and go to bed. Married women see what is in bed and to the fridgehttps://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Annicita6531/996962Hey babe! You making a hot drink? Yes, coffee or tea? Coffee please. Women remind of coffee. Oh yeah how is that? Well they are expensive, bitter and never let you sleep. Oh yeah, Men remind me of tea. Oh yeah, how's that? In a bag and underwater.https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Annicita6531/996912This is condensed version of joke. Two elderly women sit on a park bench outside of a flower show. One complains to the other of how boring life is. "Why I would run through that flower show butt naked for $10." "You're on!" She fumbles out of her clothes and puts a flower between her teeth. She...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Annicita6531/996880On a woman's flight with a gay flight attendant who seemed to be in a good mood as he served food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Annicita6531/996468My favorite thing to do is wait until they are nice and comfy then I walk to the door and sit. I pretend I need to potty. That's so savage! If they still don't react, I start barking to let me out. As soon as they let me out, I bark at them to let me back in!https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Annicita6531/996184So flour comes from a plants Sugar comes from a plant Even chocolate comes from a plant So technically a cookie is a saladhttps://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Annicita6531/996133Did you know that dogs have 18 ear muscles? They use to ignore you. Unless of course there is a bag crinkling in the kitchen. Can't ignore that!