Thursday, March 31, 2005
Terri Schiavo Is Dead: Good.
I’m glad she’s finally died, I only wish it had have been sooner. Barring brief lapses in my otherwise cool, calm and collected disposition, I don’t wish death upon anyone. Since everyone is going to die one day anyway, what’s the point in wishing someone dead? I’ve never been a person who hates....
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Wednesday, March 30, 2005
Gay Marriage Should Not Be An Option.
Why should gay people be allowed to participate in a heterosexual ritual? Don’t get me wrong, I don’t give a shit either way but let’s be fair about it - the sight of two men kissing each other at a wedding is not only revolting to the very dampest crevices in my thighs, but it is also wrong. At the...
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Tuesday, March 29, 2005
I Am Gay.
Yesterday was the day I told everyone I was gay. I was fortunate, I suppose, that I didn’t have to suffer any looks of disgust. I guess I didn’t even feel like anyone was disgusted by it. Shocked, yes, but disgusted, no. Saying that, it could well be the case that I just don’t care anymore whether...
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Sunday, March 13, 2005
ADDENDUM TO THE DISABLED DRIVER POST....
Man that title sounded gay and pathetic... Anyway, you remember a while back when I wrote a post expressing my opinions on disabled people? That’s right, the one which caused a few of you to get your filthy knickers in a twist. My basic point was that if someone was really disabled then they...
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Friday, March 11, 2005
BLOGGERS and WRITERS Who Use BAD LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
Well it used to work for Klara Roberts when she was still here. The title, that is. Oh whatever… When it comes to “bad language”, I have no problems with it at all. In fact, bad language is often beneficial when it comes to making yourself look more intelligent than you really are. I can’t tell you...
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005
Stop and Stare.
There are only two things in life which I have never fully mastered. The less important of the two is simply a situation involving antibiotics and a lot of "extra" shaving. The important ability I have never been able to master is eye control. Eye control is a very over looked skill. Having eye...
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Is Blogit A Good Website For Non-Housewife People?
It was always inevitable that there would be a time when the love child of Al Gore would become overrun by competent housewife computer users with their husbands’ credit cards in hand. Any device that allows for communication to take place between guardians of the ironing pile is always going to be...
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Wednesday, March 2, 2005
I WANT TO BE YOUR BITCH
Attention bloggers! An amazing opportunity has just arisen in the Blogit community. For a limited time only, I am offering my services as a bitch, more specifically, your bitch. However, only one lucky blogger will be eligible for this special offer, which includes the following perks: Copious...
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Monday, February 28, 2005
I WISH BLOGGERS LIKED ME MORE THAN ARIALA…
Once upon a time, a young girl with a big, healthy head of hair sat down next to a man on a park bench near a high school. “Hi” she said. “Hi” he said. “So,” she said, “why are you dressed like a cowboy?” “Well,” he replied, “I’m a cowboy.” “And what makes you think you’re a cowboy?” she asked....
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Saturday, February 26, 2005
WHY?
So another blogger has been banned, yet again for reasons that don’t matter. Because I’m lying. But since you’re here now, you might as well get your ten cent’s worth and read the rest of this crap. One thing I have always been a fan of is revenge. I have one of those incurable egos which doesn’t...
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